Aliyah S.’s Reviews > I See You've Called in Dead > Status Update
Aliyah S.
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“A friend of mine told me a a mayfly’s entire lifespan is just twenty-four hours. That gives us, like, five lifetimes” 😩😭❤️
— Jul 15, 2025 12:29PM
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Aliyah S.
is on page 101 of 304
“You don’t tell anyone yet… You wait until twelve weeks…”
“You wait for a reason. You wait because life is so fragile. Because to create it, to sustain it, well, sometimes it doesn’t take… Who would write that obituary?” 😭😭😭
— Jul 12, 2025 04:26PM
“You wait for a reason. You wait because life is so fragile. Because to create it, to sustain it, well, sometimes it doesn’t take… Who would write that obituary?” 😭😭😭
Aliyah S.
is on page 63 of 304
"Bud Stanley, forty-four, former Mr. Universe, failed porn star, and mediocre obituary writ is dead."
hahahaha I am dyingggg. One bad blind date, and he writes up his obituary with random stuff that isn't true.
— Jul 11, 2025 11:35AM
hahahaha I am dyingggg. One bad blind date, and he writes up his obituary with random stuff that isn't true.
