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the plot of real love doesn’t sound oscar worthy at all. like walk the line is the one that won that year. she should’ve lost, hell, she shouldn’t have been nominated.

i’m surprised she started a new agency instead of getting into the school. she hates her job.

why are they putting random news in the middle of their serious conversation? especially when it doesn’t sound like it even has plot relevance.

i never know what the fuck is happening in the sex scenes. i prefer when they just straight up tell me what they’re doing.

a tug on her heart and her clit? please shut the fuck up!

this book is so gross. it keeps talking about farts and shit. like what are we doing?

the kiss that absolutely flooded my basement? her clit practically jumps out of her jeans? you’re losing me! you’re fucking losing me!

i do think getting with someone new 1 year after the death of your partner of 12 years is kinda soon but whatever. i can’t criticize.

actual wrinkles? girl, you are 35? is that normal? my mom is 52 and she doesn’t have wrinkles.

ali, bitch, i’m gonna need you to go to fucking therapy!