Cameron Sauschuck’s Reviews > From the Jump > Status Update

We’re 60% in mind you… and she’s still saying stuff like this….

“When I sleep with someone it’s because I’ve chosen to, not because I couldn’t restrain myself. It’s after the fifth date, once they’ve invested an appropriate amount of time and money into me and there’s been talk of exclusivity. Sometimes I even enjoy it, but I never ever lose myself in it.”

This is an actual quote from this book…

“Elena will always know my perfectly flat stomach gets rounded when filled with alcoholic milkshakes. Enough people have seen my freckled cheeks, but they’ll know I’m wearing foundation if they don’t see them. These things might be small but they’re still irreversible.”

Like girl… who the fuck cares

her insecurities about a bare face are starting to get repetitive and annoying……

“He’s Dice. If he hadn’t wanted to drive all this way to pick me up, he wouldn’t have.”