D. Snutz’s Reviews > Harry Potter and the Cursed Child: Parts One and Two > Status Update

Ok, so this whole mess is caused by Amos diggory blaming harry for Cedric's death. But he didn't even do that in the 4th book, so why now? Besides plot contrivance.

HARRY: I don’t like small spaces and —I’ve never told anyone this, but I don’t much like —(he hesitates before saying it) pigeons.
ALBUS: You don’t like pigeons?
HARRY (he scrunches up his face): Nasty, pecky, dirty things. They give me the creeps. BOOOOOO

You know, rumor has it Bathilda Bagshot never saw the point in witches and wizards locking their doors.

1. Magic locks.
2. Asspull.

Stand over the baby —and just repeatedly shout HELP. HELP. HELP. I mean, it might traumatize the baby slightly.

Eh, he's had worse.

DRACO reveals the Time-Turner.

Can you say asspull?

Oh, dumbledore.

There are things that death cannot touch. Paint . . . and memory . . . and love.
HARRY: I loved you too, Dumbledore.

Are you aware how stupid you’ve been?

Me@ the authors

RON looks at her and then nods sadly. A daughter.
RON: And a son. I liked that idea too. He looks around —he knows his fate.

Oh.

dog diggity, Cedric Diggory —you are a doggy dynamo.

I can't make this up.

SNAPE: Well, at least I’m not married to him.

Oh my god.