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Donna Walczak
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I love his immediate concern for the madames.
Carrot might just be this world's messiah. Hanging out with the jezabells, raised by adopted parents. I bet he's a fantastic carpenter. - 295pg
I keep coming back to the theory that Errol is pregnant, but that can't be. Errol's a guy. I mean, surely Mrs. Ramkin would have noticed if he wasn't. She's kind of the leading expert on these things. - 297pg
— May 12, 2025 12:46PM
Carrot might just be this world's messiah. Hanging out with the jezabells, raised by adopted parents. I bet he's a fantastic carpenter. - 295pg
I keep coming back to the theory that Errol is pregnant, but that can't be. Errol's a guy. I mean, surely Mrs. Ramkin would have noticed if he wasn't. She's kind of the leading expert on these things. - 297pg
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Donna Walczak
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'It can't be a girl dragon, it's too big to a girl!'
*Everyone realizing Sybil is a unit of a lady*
"A five figure of a dragon, I mean. "
"Wide, egg-bearing hips"
"Statueskew."
💀😭 They back pedaled so hard they ended up on another continent.
— May 12, 2025 02:40PM
*Everyone realizing Sybil is a unit of a lady*
"A five figure of a dragon, I mean. "
"Wide, egg-bearing hips"
"Statueskew."
💀😭 They back pedaled so hard they ended up on another continent.
Donna Walczak
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"What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a dragon being arrested before?"
Eeey, he's work'n here! Lol
— May 12, 2025 02:39PM
Eeey, he's work'n here! Lol
Donna Walczak
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"She patted her nightie. 'I must take some notes, I've got my memo book somewhere . . .'
'In your nightshirt?'
'Is amazing how ideas come to one in bed, I've always said."
She's so real for that. - 356pg
"It's Carrot. He's arrested the dragon."
Vimes - proud dad of a couple of dumbest kids. Lmao - 362pg
— May 12, 2025 02:39PM
'In your nightshirt?'
'Is amazing how ideas come to one in bed, I've always said."
She's so real for that. - 356pg
"It's Carrot. He's arrested the dragon."
Vimes - proud dad of a couple of dumbest kids. Lmao - 362pg
Donna Walczak
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Look at those idiots taking on a dragon.
OH NO, those are MY IDIOTS!!! - 346pg
*Lady Ramkin wrapping a chain around her fist*
" Some of those guards don't know how to treat—"
"No time, no time. " - 350pg
— May 12, 2025 02:37PM
OH NO, those are MY IDIOTS!!! - 346pg
*Lady Ramkin wrapping a chain around her fist*
" Some of those guards don't know how to treat—"
"No time, no time. " - 350pg
Donna Walczak
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I love the consistent commentary on humanities pitfalls and our penchant for cruelty -321pg
"Never build a dungeon you wouldn't be happy to spend the night in." This man is playing in 4D.
Bc as an overlord, at some point you have to expect a coup. - 325pg
— May 12, 2025 01:08PM
"Never build a dungeon you wouldn't be happy to spend the night in." This man is playing in 4D.
Bc as an overlord, at some point you have to expect a coup. - 325pg
Donna Walczak
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"Besides, the guard captain wasn't sure he had enough men to drag Lady Ramkin anywhere."
I choose to believe this is a comment on how bamf our lady is, and not a shot at her weight.
(But unfortunately, I know deep in my heart that isn't true.)
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What a queen 👸! She came out full charge, sword at the ready, with a warriors cry.
— May 12, 2025 01:06PM
I choose to believe this is a comment on how bamf our lady is, and not a shot at her weight.
(But unfortunately, I know deep in my heart that isn't true.)
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What a queen 👸! She came out full charge, sword at the ready, with a warriors cry.
Donna Walczak
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The palace guards knowing common action tropes as well as the next person, and deeply concerned about all of them being called to take down one guy who's smiling.
They've seen John Wick and Chuck Norris, they know how this goes.
— May 12, 2025 01:01PM
They've seen John Wick and Chuck Norris, they know how this goes.
Donna Walczak
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"You can't give me my job back. It was never yours to take away. I was never an officer of the city, or officer of the king, or an officer of the Patrician. I was an officer of the law. It might have been corrupted and bent, but it law, of a sort. There isn't any law now.."
— May 12, 2025 12:57PM
Donna Walczak
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Vimes:
*Throws the mugguffin at the back of the evil masterminds head from where he's been hiding in the shadows* "Looking for this, we're you?"
*Evil mastermind trying to pin the blame on someone else* *Vimes with his new, spangled, threatening aura* "Run."
Bad@ss
— May 12, 2025 12:56PM
*Throws the mugguffin at the back of the evil masterminds head from where he's been hiding in the shadows* "Looking for this, we're you?"
*Evil mastermind trying to pin the blame on someone else* *Vimes with his new, spangled, threatening aura* "Run."
Bad@ss
Donna Walczak
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🥕: Looks like a cinnamon Roll, could actually kill you (but won't bc he's too sweet) - 310pg
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Plot Twist!!
Did NOT see that one coming! But now that I'm looking at it, it makes so much sense. Like, there was this tension that my gay @ss read as sexual, but I knew that wasn't the case!! So why didn't I question the amount of page time this gut was getting?!
— May 12, 2025 12:55PM
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Plot Twist!!
Did NOT see that one coming! But now that I'm looking at it, it makes so much sense. Like, there was this tension that my gay @ss read as sexual, but I knew that wasn't the case!! So why didn't I question the amount of page time this gut was getting?!
