Elise’s Reviews > The Paradise Problem > Status Update

Can I be real? I haven’t read in like a day and a half because let’s face it. We’re nearing the finish line and that means the real conflict is about to happen. Someone gets betrayed. A secret is revealed. A relationship blows up. There’s a fight. Some huge miscommunication. Whatever it’s about to be, it’s always the same. And it always stresses me the hell out. So I’m putting it off, baby!!

Can someone come demand I accompany them to a private island and force ME to buy a bunch of designer clothes? Whatever.