Mutton’s Reviews > Meatspace > Status Update

Not gonna lie, I wasn't expecting an entire chapter of dick comparaison.

"I click send and wait for the ether to respond. I refresh. I refresh. No responses. No interactions. I get a favourite from @partyorifices. A favourite? What’s the point? It’s not even a retweet."

The basic Twitter experience, but a lot worse 10 years later.

"I have one Facebook mission, get my friend Steve’s mum to unfriend me. GET. THE. MUMS. OFF. FACEBOOK."

I got bad news for the year 2014. Thinking back on how the internet used to be is really fascinating. I feel like I found a time capsule in my backyard.