Elaine’s Reviews > Undercover - An Austen Noir > Status Update

Wait, that guy in the South Pacific actually is dead? What? What the hell!

* good riddance

Not "good ridden."

HOLY TOLEDO again, her parents STILL don't know she's alive!!!

She'll tell them...someday. JFC.

Ho-ly... Toledo. 3 babies from the same guy.

Also, again, adoption and "forgetting" were the style of the time.

And even her best friend couldn't be told anything? But you'll be totally honest now? Agh! Either the baby is a secret or it isn't. ... How would Liz's mother have found out? She hates her drunken apathetic mother. And she couldn't whip out the ol' "brb in 9 mos, taking care of elderly aunt."

"... [the waitress's] quirky tiara-shaped hat tilted to one side."

AKA the servant girl hat that was standard for parlor maids, nurses, and waitresses for the first half of the 20th century. Quirky makes it sound like a voluntary hipster affectation.

Also ew, Wickham spawned with 2/5 Bennet sisters.

Charlie's too swell to have his heart broken by an adulterous wife, so we'll keep mum. But he's not a total idiot, so he'll figure it out eventually, and then he feel betrayed by his wife AND his friends who kept a huge secret from him!

Ew. So not only is Jane possibly a bigger bitch than Lady Mary Crawley, of course she even did some stalking of Slick Wick. And, I guess, cheated on Bingley.

You know, he was a sweet natures guy like Jane originally. Why aren't they both jerks now?

"That's a silly question. ..."

There wasn't a question! Actually, you're the only one who asked any questions! Wth!

He kisses her in front of her family! Shocking! "Unthinkable -- unimaginable!"