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if the solution to every problem isn’t bombs then why do they keep letting me upgrade all my bombs? checkmate, mudskippers
— Apr 05, 2025 07:49PM
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is on page 678 of 707
“‘You’re wearing a mask right now, and you don’t know how to remove it. That’s okay. You don’t need to, not yet. That mask is protecting you.’
‘I don’t like it.’
‘I know. It’s going to get worse before it gets better. We’re going to lose more friends. We’re going to have to do some pretty horrible things just to survive. So, I need you to keep that mask on.’”
goddamn
— Feb 01, 2026 09:11AM
‘I don’t like it.’
‘I know. It’s going to get worse before it gets better. We’re going to lose more friends. We’re going to have to do some pretty horrible things just to survive. So, I need you to keep that mask on.’”
goddamn
em
is on page 469 of 707
“When big things happen on such a large scale, it’s easy to forget sometimes that these big things are also happening to the little things in the world, too.”
too real, especially given the current happenings in the U.S. (f*** 🧊)
— Jan 30, 2026 10:22AM
too real, especially given the current happenings in the U.S. (f*** 🧊)
em
is on page 428 of 707
“The rain had finally stopped. Just long enough for the light to shine brightly on a clearing in the middle of the forest in this forsaken place. A health bar appeared.” ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
— Jan 29, 2026 03:56PM
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is on page 300 of 707
“‘So y’all like it when other people die? Great. Let’s go all in.’”
i love when my boy gets to be unhinged
— Jan 28, 2026 10:19AM
i love when my boy gets to be unhinged
em
is on page 61 of 707
carl “mommy issues” dungeon crawler not knowing how to react when a middle aged woman is kind to him
— Jan 24, 2026 04:33PM
em
is on page 44 of 707
no, no, no. you misunderstand. carl isn’t stuck in here with YOU, you’re stuck in here with HIM.
— Jan 24, 2026 12:13PM
em
is on page 566 of 707
doomed by the narrative!!!! too bad they don’t know i know this trick (bomb)
— Apr 19, 2025 07:42AM

