shanza 𐙚 ✮ 🎧📖’s Reviews > Barbi and the Villain > Status Update

all that big talk about protecting her🙄
what a failure

WHAT THE FUCK? no, seriously, what the actual fuck was that?!

WHY AM I NOT FEELING ANYTHING?🫤

That wasn’t enough. Where’s the GROVELLING?

I don’t know whether to laugh or gag.

“What the hell is with these trials? These people are fucking perverts! First the sniffing of underwear and now the nakey-nakey stuff? ”
WHO CAME UP WITH THESE GAMES?!😭😭😭

“If any male lays a finger on you, I will raze this entire village to the fucking ground. Do not test me, Barbi. You called me a villain. Then for you, a villain I will become. One finger, Barbi. One finger, and all those lives will be forfeited.”

All men do is give mixed signals and lie🙄

THE WAY MY HEART DROPPED😟
there better be some good grovelling for this-

“Do you know there are hundreds of forums making fun of books where the heroine is a young and innocent human and the hero is a hundred-year-old supernatural baddie? In our case, you’re thirteen thousand years old—even worse. You’re basically robbing the cradle, Nykander.”😭😭😭

So it’s the “she’s the reincarnation of his past lover” trope again?😟