P. Kirby’s Reviews > The Splendour Falls > Status Update
P. Kirby
is 56% done
Can't seem to DNF, but, fuck, this goes absolutely nowhere at a glacial pace. Ugh.
— Aug 01, 2016 02:18PM
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P. Kirby
is 74% done
Page 261. It took 261 pages for anything, and I mean anything, to happen in this book. I was getting ready to DNF, and then, "Blam," somebody got dead. Fuck. Now I have to read this plodding mess to the end, or at least until I find out who killed Paul. Ugh!
— Aug 02, 2016 02:40PM
P. Kirby
is 37% done
Do-doodle-do-do. The elevator music is still playing; I'm still waiting for something to happen. Likeable characters are the only reason this hasn't become a DNF.
— Jul 28, 2016 12:52PM
P. Kirby
is 35% done
This book should have elevator music playing while I wait for something to happen.
— Jul 27, 2016 12:19PM
P. Kirby
is 31% done
So...when does anything start to happen in this? Also, where do these people get all this money for extended holidays? Must be nice to be so privileged.
— Jul 25, 2016 03:07PM
P. Kirby
is 12% done
Sort of pleasant, but at this point, overly languid in pace.
— Jul 22, 2016 12:06PM
