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Wouter van Noort
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Question: Death, where is thy sting?
Answer: Every-fucking-where.
— Mar 30, 2025 05:20AM
Answer: Every-fucking-where.
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Pastor Danny, heal thyself, I thought, and not for the first time.
— Apr 02, 2025 03:13PM
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I was curious. God help me, I wanted to watch him lift the lid on Pandora's box and peer inside.
— Apr 02, 2025 11:19AM
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They found him in his room, dangling from a noose he'd made from a pair of bluejeans. He left a note that said,
I can't stop seeing the damned. The line stretches forever.
— Apr 02, 2025 02:51AM
I can't stop seeing the damned. The line stretches forever.
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"Hello, Jamie," he said.
"You bastard," I said. "You fucking bastard."
— Apr 01, 2025 11:07AM
"You bastard," I said. "You fucking bastard."
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I started back toward the front door. I was crossing the rotunda, my heels clacking on the marble, when he called after me, his voice amplified by all that open space, "We're not done, Jamie. I promise you that. Not even close to done."
— Apr 01, 2025 01:01AM
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You know why I came, I thought. Then I had an even more uncomfortable thought: You've been waiting for me.
— Mar 31, 2025 11:10AM
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"This secret electricity. I wonder if he even knows what it is."
I wondered if he even cared. Which was a scary thought.
— Mar 31, 2025 02:34AM
I wondered if he even cared. Which was a scary thought.
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Then they all began to sing. The tune was "Happy Birthday," but the lyrics had changed. "Something happened... TO YOU! Something happened... TO YOU! Something happened, dear Jamie, something happened TO YOU!" That was when I began to scream.
— Mar 30, 2025 02:33PM
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He could have killed me, and sometimes -many times, actually- I wish he had.
— Mar 29, 2025 02:35PM
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PS: I guess you probably won't pay attention to this, Jamie, but if you don't clean up your act, you'll be in prison a year from now.
That's if you're lucky. Dead if you're not.
— Mar 29, 2025 06:11AM
That's if you're lucky. Dead if you're not.
