Hannah White’s Reviews > Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix > Status Update

noooooooooooo 😭😭😭😭 not you sirius. i’m gonna fucking throw a fit

YAYYYY ron did something and isn’t a side character of hermione and harry. wooohooo

cho… my girl… my woman… YOU ARE BEING SO fucking DRAMATIC no wonder harry can’t figure you out. you running out of that tea shop crying was definitely your fault and i don’t blame harry for being so utterly lost

bruh if harry is so into cho why TF do they not act like it. like i get he’s 15 but come on potter lay down some fucking rizz my guy

percy weasley has THE BIGGEST broom stick shoved up his ass. it’s so far up there a quidditch player could use him as a broom. what a little bitch

i LOVE that luna tells him “you’re just as sane as i am” as if that’s supposed to be some sort of comfort 🤣 girl is nutty for sure

delores jane umbridge i HATE YOUR GUTS 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

okay so WHY THE FUCK throughout all of this “oh is voldemort back” “oh dumbledore’s just crazy” did no one just use harry’s memory of the actual thing happening and put it in a pensive??? or for christs sake use the truth serum?? that would have immediately confirmed everything!! ughhh fudge is a fucking idiot

poor harry, stuck with the worst people in the world while everyone around him won’t even tell him why. i’d go crazy and yell at everyone if i was treated like that 😭