Wouter van Noort’s Reviews > First-Time Caller > Status Update
Wouter van Noort
is 74% done
"You're crushing on me and my pineapple pizza," she says.
I frown at her. "I didn't do it on purpose."
— Mar 25, 2025 03:42AM
I frown at her. "I didn't do it on purpose."
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Wouter van Noort
is 87% done
I think of Aiden first thing in the morning, I think of the tiny desk we share at the station and how he's slowly made space for me there. I think of my name yelled down a cobblestone alley, Aiden appearing between the streetlamps. I think you're the magic.
— Mar 25, 2025 11:51AM
Wouter van Noort
is 67% done
I feel like I have a neon sign on my forehead: I made our with Aiden at the radio station. In smaller letters right beneath: And I liked it a lot. Sans serif font, size eight in the bottom right corner: Probably shouldn't do it again, though.
— Mar 24, 2025 02:43PM
Wouter van Noort
is 59% done
I find myself alone in the booth on Friday night, it's good. Fine. Lucie's first steps in the wide world of dating.
All systems go.
Excellent.
Two thumbs way up.
— Mar 23, 2025 02:09PM
All systems go.
Excellent.
Two thumbs way up.
Wouter van Noort
is 51% done
Maya shrugs, scooping the avocado off her sweater. "I think books are sexy," she says very seriously. "No one at school has quite lived up to Aragorn yet." God, I love this kid.
— Mar 23, 2025 06:02AM
Wouter van Noort
is 43% done
I need a door that locks and a soundproof window between
me and the rest of the world. But my booth isn't empty and there's someone sitting in my chair. Lucie.
— Mar 22, 2025 04:34AM
me and the rest of the world. But my booth isn't empty and there's someone sitting in my chair. Lucie.
Wouter van Noort
is 34% done
I thought people who worked in radio were supposed to be hideous. That's the saying, isn't it? A face made for radio. It's a stupid saying. And clearly, a saying that has no actual basis in fact or reality, because... Because Aiden Valentine does not have a face for radio.
— Mar 21, 2025 03:50AM
Wouter van Noort
is 27% done
"Why are you looking at me like that?" She chuckles.
"Because you've got a big, squishy heart in there, you grumpy asshole."
— Mar 20, 2025 01:16PM
"Because you've got a big, squishy heart in there, you grumpy asshole."
Wouter van Noort
is 21% done
Finally, after the longest minute of my life, Grayson tilts his screen so I can see it. "You've gone viral." I drop my mug to the floor with a thunk. "Oh shit." Maya and I say in unison.
— Mar 20, 2025 09:26AM
Wouter van Noort
is 14% done
I'm not mad Maya called in to a radio station and exposed my dismal love life to the greater Baltimore area.
I'm embarrassed.
— Mar 19, 2025 12:16PM
I'm embarrassed.
Wouter van Noort
is 6% done
Love is a lie.
At least, that's what the sign above the door tells me.
— Mar 19, 2025 05:18AM
At least, that's what the sign above the door tells me.
