Sava (Fang Runin’s version)’s Reviews > The Two Towers > Status Update

“And if the Lady could hear me and give me one wish, I would wish to come back and find you again.”


If this is not gay I am out

Oh so Gollum is just a bitch

“if you lay near, with my arm round you, no one could come pawing you without your Sam knowing it.”

Totally not gay I guarantee

“where there's life there's hope”

By logic the story should end soon, Frodo is close to destroy the ring.
Why there is the third book then🧐
Is Gollum gonna steal the ring or what gonna happen????

I really do pity Gollum- or Sméagol
His lifestory is really sad

Meeting Faramir and him grieving Boromir

“He wondered what the man's name was and where he came from; and if he was really evil of heart, or what lies or threats had led him on the long march from his home; and if he would not really rather have stayed there in peace-all in a flash of thought which was quickly driven from his mind.”

“Not that Sam Gamgee put it that way to himself. He shook his head, as if finding words useless, and murmured: "I love him. He's like that, and sometimes it shines through, somehow. But I love him, whether or no."

Totally not gays like totally 💯

Frodo the emo boy you are