Catherine’s Reviews > Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? > Status Update

Mindy condescendingly says she hopes her old best friend, now a housewife drowning in obscurity probably, has joined a knitting circle. Also, who has time to waste knitting scarves, what an absurd hobby.

Me listening innocently: first of all, how dare you (to quote kelly kapoor). Way to bully me through my earbuds, in my own home jeez.