MaHaha (McMurder)’s Reviews > King of Sloth > Status Update

He’s so baby girl coded sigh sigh sigh

After the disappointment I faced w Alessandra being a Taurus….IM VERY HAPPY XAV IS A TAURUS

Ana could’ve added a scene where Sloane asks Xav about his tattoos cuz like?!! THAT MAN HAS TATS! I FRIKIN REPEAT! HE HAS TATS!

She’s a Virgo wtf is he? I really wanna know cuz Alessandra was a Taurus n I do not accept her

After dating and all does he still pay her for being his publicist or does she do it for free cuz she’s in love and all blah blah

“I don’t care how beautiful or famous someone is, Luna. None of them hold a candle to you.”

cute

Xavier was the opposite of me—full of warmth, easy to like, and a charmer at his core. He’d been honest and committed since we’d started dating, but a part of me was waiting for him to run. One day, he’d wake up and realize I wasn’t the person he wanted me to be, and he’d leave.
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☝️😀

“Come on, Sloane. That’s not⁠—” “Take care of it. Now.” I ended the call.

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Pls

“Her laugh unlocked a rush of dopamine, like a song I’d heard once and loved but never discovered the name of, only to stumble upon it again years later.”
STOP IT!!!!!

Are Xavier and VUK gonna be friends in KOE? Cuz like Xav doesn’t have any friends which makes me sad and VUK is gonna be a grumpy bitch so I want Josh Alex 2.0 but better