EliMess’s Reviews > A Court of Mist and Fury > Status Update
EliMess
is on page 420 of 626
Can these two just finally have a sex scene already? Im on chapter 43 and all they been doing is having witty, sarcastic and sometime PG-13 "banter". Not even conversations.. it's just a few back and forth suggestive remarks before one of them winnows away or gives the finger and says "Pig!" So juvenile. For being a big scary violent high Lord Rhysand is kind of boring. Hot.. but boooring!
— Mar 03, 2025 06:12PM
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EliMess
is on page 558 of 626
I've started highlighting all the times a character "snarls" or someone/ something "hisses". It's made the last few chapters actually kinda fun. Like a word search. Chapter 54 was by far the corniest thing I have ever read. In my life. Ever. Chapter 55 was a lame porno I woulda LOVED if I was like idk 16? But it just reads as cheesy fangirl fanfic to me at the old age of 30(ish). *snarls*
— Mar 11, 2025 05:36PM

