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theodore is on page 314 of 452

the gang picked up the “nuggets” with the suicide god mascot: “Zeke! Don’t eat those! Didn’t you see that article on them? They are almost 100% nicotine!”

“ “ That which nourishes me will destroy me.” “

“Guys!” they ate the nuggets. and then mixed shasta with vodka. true queer rep

— Feb 22, 2025 03:46PM

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theodore is on page 343 of 452

“We all want to be loved in a way that feels right. Not in the way that leaves you feeling like you owe someone something.”

— Feb 22, 2025 03:55PM

theodore is on page 334 of 452

“Welcome to the human race. Every single person is rife with existential dread. “They got junior but they don’t have hank.” Basic hauntology.” THE CHICKS REF !?!!!!!!

— Feb 22, 2025 03:52PM

theodore is on page 293 of 452

this amygdala scene is sooooo fucking vibey

— Feb 22, 2025 02:45PM

theodore is on page 292 of 452

“If you kill me here, do I die in real life? Like in Tron?”

“If you still think Eden is tron, then you’ve missed the point.”

LOL

— Feb 22, 2025 02:42PM

theodore is on page 148 of 452

Happy: “Which book should I choose?”

Spider: “Whichever one pisses your dad off more. You were born in the crypt of history, try to have a little fun.”

— Feb 21, 2025 01:27PM

theodore is on page 97 of 452

“My ex and I were into cosmic size play. I’d be a quark, and she’d be the universe. We tried to find all the ways one can love the other. It was very hot.”

— Feb 21, 2025 12:14PM

theodore is on page 57 of 452

mmm such delicious line weight and pen textures

— Feb 20, 2025 03:31PM

theodore is on page 49 of 452

“I’ve tried to start my life over, but the dreams remain.”

— Feb 20, 2025 03:24PM