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Not even addressing the Zeus supersperm sitch bc yooooo 6 month gestation! Who WOULDN'T sign up for that? Though it sounds like all you do after that is have babies

Magic merman jizz that turns you into a mermaid like what who thinks up this stuff

"She was a woman who'd had more than her fair share of asshole men in her life. ...but he's not really a man..." Dying.

Oh ok humans have destroyed the environment but there are still manatees cool cool seems reasonable

Won't she cut her tongue on his scales tho

HE JUST MADE DOLPHIN SOUNDS

How are you going to be alone with a merman during a hurricane and not put the p in the v other than he's a fucking merman and fish reproduce by laying eggs

How is there paparazzi in a hurricane. Like if someone could bend the laws of physics in order to use a long range zoom lens during a fucking hurricane, wouldn't they be using their superpowers for something cooler than voyeurism. Unless it's a guy then no probably not.

Oh no the mermen can't drink coke what should I do

Media are vultures this all feels strangely contemporary