Rai (is hard to please)’s Reviews > How Does It Feel? > Status Update

I would enjoy this a whole half a star more if it turned out she’s an unreliable narrator and was actually an assassin this entire time

Every time she calls him the bad guy all i hear is
I’mmmmmmm the bad guyyyyyy
Duh
Dodo dododododo

why does he want to suck the venom out?? didn’t she just say that the venom was necessary to neutralize the poison??
wtf do I know

omg guys isn’t it just so romantic when the guy who has tormented you for 3 weeks straight confides that he finds u pretty bc he thinks you’re about to die in the trial he designed to kill you?????
wouldn’t you be SO flattered and not at all tempted to push him down a flight of stairs??????

why is he calling her a hellhound
y’all have hell??
y’all have JESUS????

I still can’t get over the fact that of all names this rat-wolf-prince dude could’ve given her…
He told her to call him WALTER
How am I supposed to be afraid for a dude named WALTER?

“Nothing mattered to me. I could feel nothing.”

Edgyyyyyyyyyy

what does it say about me that I find the female lead the least annoying when she’s experiencing a violent psychotic break

why are the fae using the imperial system
if they were gonna use a human-invented system of measurement… why would they choose the one that makes the least amount of sense
sincerely,
an American

can someone kindly inform authors that it is neither ingenious nor endearing to make their academic female leads averse to swearing

she’s 29