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“Picasso's faces are confusing.

I know how to draw a face.

I wonder if he felt the same way when someone said,
"You can't draw a face like that," when the fact that the person could tell it was a face meant you could, as I felt when an instructor said, " 'Be' is never a noun”

If I knew how not to draw a face, I might be doing that instead.”

Here I am, getting nostalgic just one chapter into this book that has West Edmonton Mall at its core. Meanwhile, also gutted to learn that apparently the animatronic fire-breathing dragon in the IMAX is, in fact, no longer with us…

“They wish they could feel the heat of the fire-breathing animatronic dragon in the movie theatre on their faces one more time, even though it used to scare the shit out of them...”

“L'Histoire du Soldat is still a piece that excites me Russianly and makes me think of the devil.”

I just adore the way this woman wrote…

“The general rules…are that violin players are all lovers of women to an extravagant extent, oboe players are crazy and French horn players are sexy. Everyone else is square as square can be as far as I'm concerned, and if you go to an L.A. Philharmonic rehearsal you'll see a bunch of accountants sitting around in plaid shirts..”