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”Her husband's philandering she took to be a blessing, as it meant she no longer had to suffer him between the sheets. ‘It is astonishing to what lengths a man will go,’ she once said to Clara ‘to achieve thirty seconds of friction.’”

Damn, you never quite know when Mordecai is going to turn out a zinger or some hilarious line. But they’re frequent.

”You'd think the state of motherhood would come with a certain understanding of the world, your place in it, but it doesn't. Motherhood conveys responsibility, a certain ache.It doesn't grant knowledge. I thought this a flaw in the makeup of the world itself.How can it create this class of being and not grant the tools necessary to fulfill her role? It seems like an impossibility, evolutionarily speaking.”

”All there is was all there ever was. No more, no less. Time didn't exist, and God was everything, including humans, and since this was the case, why worship? Did fingers worship the hand?”