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‘You Malazans are strange. I cannot yet be a soldier in your army, for I have not yet impaled a babe on a spear.'

I'm enjoying being back at Buck Keep

"Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!"

Besides, you’d think this was the last place they’d want to be, if what I’m smelling is what I’m smelling, and I wouldn’t be smelling what I’m smelling if something wasn’t there that didn’t smell, right?’ He paused, cocked his head. ‘What’s that smell?

Two hundred pounds of Mouse: is an awfully effective restraint

Two hundred pounds of Mouse: is an awfully effective restraint

‘Come near me with intentions other than amorous and I’ll stick you.’
‘Amorous. What a horrible thought—’
‘What if I told you I was pregnant?’
‘I’d kill the mule.’

Dreyfuss and Sparva and heavy weapons - I'll just turn up the rock n roll.

‘You disgust me, beast! And I bet you think it’s mutual, too! Yet even if you thought that, why, then I’d agree with you! Out of spite!

Decapitation cures many ills.

It's a stargate!

I'm finding the whiphound's "Enhanced Suspect Compliance" mode a little hard to swallow

Don't upset the pig

Jess strikes back

Its all hitting the fan now. And we are getting some more info on The Eighty. Good stuff.

Watch out Niri!

Exordium raises it's ugly head(or heads) again

The glitter band is crazy as. I like the habitat where you can join a "Voluntary Tyranny."

‘I did it,’ the woman said. ‘I cut them. I cut them all.’
‘Why?’ Dreyfus asked.
‘To eat them,’ she said, sounding amazed at his question. ‘What other reason would there have been?’

‘Ah, but Master wonders, does he not, how can one man such as Kruppe know all these things? What things, you would also ask, given the chance, said chance Kruppe hastens to intercept with suitable answer. Had Kruppe such an answer, that is. But lo! He does not, and is that not the true wonder of it all?’

‘Weapons out, soldiers, it’s time to kill people.’

Just found out who Aurora is. And a nice space battle - gattling gun in the glitter band.

So...make sure you're not standing in range if the Mage-Imperator is having a bad hair day.

I wonder if Aurora is actually the CM...and Dreyfuss wife...did anyone see her die...hmmmm

John Lee is much easier to listen to than George Guidall