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Now that the guys are demons again, I think this is getting better...

Ok, I'm getting icky with the reindeers' POV. I know they are not actually reindeers but it's still kinda gross to read about them lusting after a woman. It's just... creepy.

First of all: It's hardly the time for a christmas story... but fuck it, I want a christmas story anyway.

Second of all: Santa's hot in this book. He's literally called a DILF in the first chapter. Let that sink in.

LOL at the impromptu gangbang in heaven.

Ok... I think I know who Lucy is... but I was wrong about Ziel so, I could be wrong again *shrugs*

Uhm... ok. This is too cringe for me. I know what she's trying to do but come on. That's just... no.

Hmm... I love Katya's demons, don't get me wrong, but... can we keep the flock of angels too? Pretty please?

*me, finally figuring out the truth about Ziel* mothERFUCKER. Am I dumb? Was it obvious for everyone else? CAUSE I DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING.

I'M LOVING THIS SO MUCH. Van holding a boombox outside her hotel is everything to me. Everything.

Kat, girl, I love you. But the word vomiting has to stop, ohmygod.

I love Kat too much.

I know someone is dead... but I'm way more concerned about the murderer than anyone else. Poor thing!

*me, whispering like a mad woman into my empty room* Is Ziel real or not?

What a horrible mother, I hate her. I love Kat on the other hand, she's so fucking entertaining.

I know possessive jealousy is sort of a big red flag in real life but fuck real life. Give me aaaaaall the possessive and jealous demons. Just bring them over here, please and thank you.

I haven't read a book in ages and I'm having so. much. fun.. Ah, reverse harem stories are my guilty pleasure.