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Shara is straight up collecting Kens: all needy and depressed, desperate for her attention. Xin being on the verge of grateful tears because she's using him as “a body pillow so I could prop myself up enough to read” is fucking hilarious.

This is starting to look like a nightmare for me. All these needy, touch-starved, desperate-for-approval men. Will she ever get a minute to herself ever again? I would drown

Why is this story so confusing, what is even going on?

This is so wrong on so many levels

This feels so anticlimactic cause it's so out of pocket, LOL

Did I... did I skip a page? What the fuck is going on?

The way they speak about establishing dominance is so weird 👀

This is so cringe 🤦‍♀️

Is being a vampire not enough? Why do they all have to have some kind of second nature/form/whatever.

Maybe I'm a tyrant at heart but that sounds like insubordination 💅 Just 🎵 s a y i n g 🎵

I went "ew" at the same time she did 💀

In need of some light-ish fantasy, without as many POV characters and world-ending threats (though I feel that's about to change in this series too)

YASS, QUEER REPRESENTATION. God, everyone was SO painfully straight. I can't believe Manon hasn't fucked a woman, honestly. Thank God Aedion is not straight, I was drowning here.

Grovel, bitch 😒 Maybe next you'll keep your mouth shut, Aedion.

“As requested: your fleet.”
Aelin snorted. “Your soldiers look like they’ve seen better days.”
“Oh, they always look like that. I’ve tried and tried to get them to focus on outside appearances as much as improving their inner beauty, but … you know how men are.”

Bitch, I'm CACKLING. I've missed Ansel so much, I can't believe she's here. IT'S BEEN FOUR BOOKS WITHOUT HER. I'm so happyyy.

OH MY GOD WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE, I LOVE HER ALSFJGDHKFDALS I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S BACKKKKK, BITCH WHAAAAAAT

Manon and Aelin being possessive over Elide GIVES ME LIFEEEEE. And Lorcan's there all: "but I love her 🥺👉👈". And both queens like: "do I look like I give a fuck?

This is the most emotional reunion yet (which I'm a little offended by? All that history between Aedion and Aelin, and they just... reunited. Like it was just: "oh cool, we are in the same place again. Yay!" I will be forever bitter). But this one? Oh, I'm cryingggg.

... this is not going to end well.

I absolutely LOVE how Manon and Dorian always have their little moments in the middle of everything, and everyone around them is like "are you guys paying attention????" and they are just so focused in finishing their own conversation/moment they don't even hear the others.

Um... I'm really uncomfortable with this fight 🙄 Couldn't you have picked a better moment, Aedion? 👀 Read the room, dude. This ain't it.

Dorian is so ready to protect Manon from everything, IT'S ADORABLE, I LOVE THEM SO MUCHHHHH

“I made a promise to protect you. I will not break it, Elide.”
She made to pull away, but he gripped her a little harder, keeping her eyes on him.
“I will always find you,” he swore to her. [...] “I promise.”

AND LORCAN NEVER BREAKS HIS PROMISES 😭😭😭😭 I'M NOT CRYING, YOU ARE CRYING

Aw, he was worried 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Lorcan is growing on me the same way Rowan did: like a fungus.

WHAT

I love how everyone's subtly paying attention to the two of them, like their favorite soap opera just started.

“A gold coin says he misses,” Fenrys rasped.
[...]
“Make it two,” Aedion said behind him. “I say he hits.”
“You can all go to hell,” Aelin snarled. But then added, “Make it five. Ten says he downs it with the first shot.”
“Deal,” Fenrys groaned [...].
Rowan gritted his teeth. “Remind me why I bother with any of you.”

I live for scenes like this 😂

I love how they all have someone they are in love/falling in love with on that ship and are being really protective because of it. The drama is delicious.

“Believe it or not, this ship has an unnatural number of attractive men and women on board.”

I feel like that quote describes Sarah J. Maas' books instead.

I was just wondering to myself how Maas managed to make me care about every single POV character and then I remember that's only true 'cause Chaol is not here LOL That's why I'm so entertained, his POV is gone. Good riddance. Tower of Dawn is going to be fucking torture.