“I’m so happy for you. I mean, the world is going to end tomorrow and everything, but you guys are in love.” I sigh.
“Actually, the world isn’t going to end tomorrow,” Bruce says, “not if I can help it.”
“I really hope not,” I say, sniffing again, “because we just spent a fortune on a new fridge freezer, and it would be a such a waste if I was murdered by zombies and didn’t get to use it.”
— Mar 10, 2024 08:32AM
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