Andrew Stewart > Recent Status Updates

Sensational title? Not at all. I personally know two people who killed pedestrians and a third who was killed riding his bicycle. There were no consequences for any of the drivers, even the one who hid and repaired his vehicle while the cops were looking for him.

Farley got criticized sometimes for getting creative with the truth. I never cared, I thought he was great anyway. I just read this: “the swirling waters swept around Lawson, broke his hold on the railing, and carried him struggling into the sea. Half drowned.. he thrashed his way to the surface just as a second sea rose, lifted him, and carried him back aboard the ship.” Come on man. Really? I mean maybe…

“Not only was I exiled, paralyzed, mute, half deaf, deprived of all pleasures and reduced to a jellyfish existence, but i was also horrible to behold. There comes a time when the heaping up of calamities brings on an uncontrollable nervous laughter - when, after a final blow from fate, we decide to treat it all as a joke.”

“Locked In Syndrome”, a hell I wasn’t aware of. It’s reminiscent of Joe in Johnny Got His Gun, although so far nobody is whittling away at this guy’s anatomy. Somehow he seems to have kept a sense of humour and I like his writing style. It’s a short read and I’m interested to see where he’s going, I’ll knock it off today.