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half way in and it's good, don't get me wrong...but where o where is my Jacob???

"'I'm willing to bet a pair of Bears tickets on it.' 'Just a pair?' 'Hell, the whole skybox and a blowjob from the quarterback.'" Wow! That's some bet ;)

"He pressed his forehead to my temple. 'Just...be careful.'" I simply adore their forehead affection gesture....it makes me smile every time...

"Chief Feelumup" *snicker* dat's funny....I almost missed it!

Alrighty then...that's pretty gross

Astral nasty!

wow, that has some serious potential for fun ;)

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call (ghostbusters)
If it's somethin' weird an it won't look good
Who ya gonna call (ghostbusters)

Extoplasm? Yep, my first thought.....

"Jacob was in the narrow center aisle with his arms outstretched, doing some kind of dramatic pose. Yoga. Tai chi. Playgirl. Something like that." I'd like to see this...

"'You want to fuck me?'
Um. Oh. He looked pretty jazzed, so I made myself nod as if that was exactly what I'd been getting at. It's not that I didn't think Jacob's ass was a damn fine ass, but with our bodies-him massive, me gangly-I felt like a greyhound attempting to mount a mastiff whenever we changed thins up."

*snort* Now that's quite a visual! Oh Vic, you crack my shit up

"'They'd kill to have your bod--not an ounce of fat on you and a full head of hair with hardly any grays.'"
What? I had gray hair? Since when?

*pats* ohhh Vic honey that first gray hair hurts a bit doesn't it?

*gasp* Shit I held my breath for so long I am swaying & seeing spots. That shit was intense!!

Hurmph...I'm not a fan of this 'gooshy' reminiscing...can all the ex's just stay in the past please??

Aww hell no....lemme at him...I thought Burkes was evil before, but now? I wanna tear him to pieces....for reals, lets go Roger...

*sigh*
if I needed another reason to love Jacob, I just got one...Vic is SO lucky to have him!!

Eckk, piss slit.....kinda ruined the moment for me "/

Ughh, go away Crash...please go far far away

"'Whenever you're in the room, Jacob turns into a walking hard-on. I haven't got time for it. I want my partner back.'" *giggle* But Carolyn he's so cute with his goo-goo eyes.....

"I was puzzled too, for maybe a second. And then a bunch of things clicked into place like lock tumblers sliding together." No. No. No. I'm feeling nauseous, my hands are shaking....please Jacob, it can't be....

Oh Vic....I'm so sorry....that hurts

*gulp* Holllleee shit, that's one hell of an intro!!

"'I fink it's totes romantic.'"

*hugs* me too Darian, me too.....

can I just tell you again how much I love Darian?
*sigh* I do, I really really do

"'Ash,' she asked. 'did you ring me because I'm the only person with a vagina you know?' 'Um...' 'Because, you know you don't need a vagina to prepare a salad, right? In fact, I have it on good authority that there are salads prepared sans vaginas all the time.'" LOL....I could get a little highlighter happy here....this is cracking my shit UP!!!!

"'I opened up Google and stared blankly at the search box. With nothing to lose, I typed in "how to make a very easy salad in order to impress a man you want to fuck." It was unhelpful." *snort* god I love Ash!!!

"'Don't let me go.'" This is super hot yet super tender at the same time......I don't think I should *sigh* during smexy lovin', yet I can't help it.... *sighs again* Ineedsmore!!!

"My skin burned with the memory of his lips, as though he branded me with his smile." Awwww, I am soooo lovin' this so far!!!!

"'I would do anything for you,' Jacob said, and he seemed clear as could be, totally lucid. It wasn't fair that somebody could shoot his load and then say things like that." Noooooooooooo! Anything BUT that!!

Awwwwww....I'm melting (combo of holy fuck that's HOT and SWEET!)

"He smiled at me. He's got a special grin that's all mine. It somehow manages to be reassuring and to promise that he'll fuck me halfway through the mattress later, all at once." I am SO in love with these two....