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bruh where is my FANTASY. why are these gods doing NOTHING but TALKING. where are the WOMEN.

Imagine being the right hand and childhood friend of the emperor, meeting a woman who was captured and enslaved, and telling her “you and I are the same.” imagine getting her pregnant and then doing nothing when it’s discovered the child is illegitimate and both she and the baby are killed. All to then retroactively “vow revenge” bc you “love” her. Don’t piss me off????

fascinating class implications

that feeling when u get a letter from ur dad that says “ur disinherited kill urself” and u go “damn guess im disinherited” and then kill urself

first appearance at the end of chapter 3. says she dreamed about her future husband at age 12 in the beginning of chapter 4. married by the end of chapter 4. jia I will save you babygirl

Canto 33 is so fucked up

And now Dante is torturing people in the 9th circle of hell. Got it.

The Trojan War stays in everyone’s mouths lmao

Dante goes around like “hey yall im from FLORENCE. anyone around here from FLORENCE? i only wanna talk to other people from FLORENCE. you said you’re from Siena? that city of FUCKWITS? you absolute LOSER” mind u in canto 26 he was like “why are there so many people from FLORENCE in hell. SHAME on my city” mans is never satisfied 😭

No way they put Odysseus in the 8th circle of hell?????? 😭😭😭

mans said he was more scared than icarus was like 😭😭 are you sure

Chiron cameo???? Also Alexander the Great in the 7th circle of Hell…fascinating…

gay people and usurers in the same level of hell….one of these things is not like the other

“Elspeth was precisely Professor Grimes’s type — slender, underfed, dark hair pulled into a ballerina’s bun — and this identification put a sharp twist in Alice’s gut.”
??????????🚨🚨🚨

my book club can’t keep getting away with this 🫩

Words that aged like milk: “For all her ambition, Alice could not imagine bringing a friend, or even a colleague, into the pits of Hell like a lamb to the slaughter” lmaoooo anyway I think the fundamental problem is that the two men Alice has ordered her postgraduate life around (Peter and Grimes) are not nearly as interesting as she thinks they are

“They had not decided, Now, since we are misogynists, let us make fun of a girl!” This is coming from Alice, who said, just 33 PAGES AGO: “She hated it when women in her department complained, as if they hadn’t asked to be there.” Like yes Peter & co were being misogynistic but this is the pot calling the kettle black

“For all her ambition, Alice could not imagine bringing a friend, or even a colleague, into the pits of Hell like a lamp to the slaughter” girl have you met you

this book is so frustrating bc we get “omg my situationship wants to trap me in hell” and then immediately after is a flashback chapter where Alice drones on and on about Peter’s brilliance and distance and unlikely attractiveness and then we get a dream sequence and now breakfast 🧍🏾‍♀️ zero tension zero stakes we are in HELL but somehow I’m bored