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CHARYBIDIS MENTION bro its actually so convenient that i read the odyssey and the iliad before this im in lockstep with this book

imagine your nemesis killing you in full view of your entire city and your parents, dragging your corpse in the dirt behind his chariot so that your widow can see, declaring your body will be eaten by dogs and then getting his army to participate in a mini olypmics to celebrate your death💀

the achaeans taking turns stabbing hector’s body after achilles kills him 😭 julius caesar take notes!

ugh spoilers 🙄🖐🏽 I didn’t know Aeneas went to hell wtf. I’m reading about him rn he just got his ass handed to him by achilles

“Come on. You know very well what a heap is. You know it when you see it. It is like porn.” ?????

there’s a whole conversation between patroclus and hector as patroclus is dying that TSoA just nukes 😭 they fight for an entire day over Patroclus’ corpse you can’t make this up

was not aware that patroclus cosplaying as achilles was nestor's idea

Just met the baby Zeus orders Odysseus to kill (at least in Epic’s version of events) poor little guy doesn’t even know he’s doomed omfg

these women need guns STAT!

I’m listening to this scratching my head tryna figure out who tf is Alexandros. Whole time that’s Paris’ other name?? For some reason??? Bruh 😭

Who was gonna tell me that “abandon all hope ye who enter here” came from Dante’s Inferno? Also I really be forgetting how strict God is wdym you can end up in hell for the crime of being horny 💔 get my girl Semiramis OUT of there!

you know how pissed id be if I was in limbo in hell just because god DECIDED i would be born before he sent Jesus to earth. like wtf

nationalism, colonialism, imperialism and the model minority myth got this man owen by the throat smh

11 hours in 13 hours to go but I cannot possibly fathom what else there is to say

Can’t believe I never thought about what it would be like to listen to an audiobook that has footnotes. Feels like a jumpscare every time 😭 bc where the hell did you come from actually