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Oh I’m sorry—her magical claw vibrator GROWS IN SIZE, too??

So much has happened and we’re not even halfway in yet

So much has happened and we’re not even halfway in yet

So does Tem like Leo or not, because she’s sending mixed signals to me. She doesn’t want him kissing Vera, but she also wants to put a fist through his face. This shit is exactly what I expect both sides of an enemies-to-lovers book to feel towards each other.

She’s essentially wearing a remote-controlled couples vibrator. Except it’s a claw. Made out of his pearl-like cum. And he is the remote. And not only can he make it pulse, but he can make it thrust in and out of her. 🥵

I don’t understand Tem. She’s the biggest doormat when she’s around Vera’s juvenile taunts, but she has no problem running her sassy mouth at royalty. It’s like the author is writing two different characters sharing one body.

Heavy on the nicknames, this book. Prince Thelonius’ Leo isn’t so bad. Theo would’ve worked, too.

Potential bestie alert. This girl’s name is Lilibet but her nickname is Lilly, which makes no sense because why is there an extra L?

every single goddamn time Elliot is alone anywhere, she is always somehow waylaid. what made her think going downstairs in the dead of night all by herself was a good idea idiot girl

if johnny needs help bitch slapping shannon’s mom, i will clear my calendar

Carrion is a hoot

jfc there’s a song name every other page

Pace and Lex, they can never make me like you. Jealous, insecure fucks. Remy is three times the man these two will ever be.

Really fucking tired of Pace’s obsession with Verity’s throat. This guy is so unappealing it makes my head spin 🤮

Of the 9 men in this series so far, Pace is undeniably my least favorite and is the most unattractively disgusting psycho.

Pace asking Killian for trail cam access so he can show sky and trees to his bird is 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 my ovaries would be weeeeeping

Can’t tell you how much I don’t care for Sy

starting off strong with hurt/comfort

No one can convince me Killian is more attractive than Tris or Rath. “Killer D”? Bro can’t even eat 🐱 right without Tris walking him through it 😂

Tristian refereeing Story and Killian while they do the do is next level

I'm gonna need Ms Crane to STOP trying to push Auggy onto Rath. It's giving Tessa.

not a duet. both narrators are terrible. bridget can't do a male voice that doesn't make me cringe, and jake sounds like he's reporting the weather excitedly.

teddy hamilton sounds like the twilight zone host 😭😭😭 and not in a good way

“i’m scared, but i’m also stupid” HOWLIIIIING

the writing is…juvenile 😭 i cringed so hard when the bestie is revealed to be an aCtiViSt hAcKeR

nothing less sexy than a Christian rock concert *vomit emoji*

ah yes, the forced proximity via couch cuddling because one person was asleep and didn't know who they were pulling

falling asleep while listening to the audiobook resulted in very strange, vivid dreams