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lololol I love this love triangle thing even though matt is obv just trolling them both.

This is not gonna end well for these two besties, istg 😂😂

Why, isn’t this the most glorious book I’ve ever read this year so far?😍😍

This book feels so personal and idek why 😂😂

Yes, because we need an entire chapter of Bella and Edward talking about their favorite movies and books, yeah? No. Jesus, this is like binge-watching a tv series wherein 90% of the season were filler episodes. JUST GET TO THE POINT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!🤦🏻‍♀️

One thing is clear, the Cullen’s are more interesting than Bella and probably all Twilight books.

WHAT THE F***?! WHAT THE ACTUAL F*** LUKE JENNINGS?!!!!!!

Holy Villaneve!!!😱😍🥵

Putting off the other book for a day for this one.

Ohmygod. Tell me someone has already bought rights to turn this into a movie. Ahhhhh!!!

The first 3 pages... Ohmigod. It was like a thought I've had with myself about a million times, except for the living in Boston part, of course.

Part Two, Act Three: Voldemort has a WHAT?! HOW? WHO? WHEN? WHY? Ohmygosh what the heck is going on??? Oh and PS: Professor McGonagall is definitely a badass witch. And Hermione. YAS! Just YAS to everything that's happening to her in this story so far.

Part One, Act Two: OH. MY. GOD. What the hell is going on? This is like a bad fan fiction with a darker Harry Potter tale that I can't keep my hands off of (AND I DON'T LIKE FAN FICS). I just can't stop blurting WTF every now and then; this is such a mess! Albus Severus Potter, you dumbass! You give 'Potter' a bad name, the Marauders are probably shaking their heads off somewhere in wizarding heaven.

Taking time to read this by Act to fully understand the plot, but wow. How exactly did he turn up like this? He's actually kind of a brat, you know. And what the hell were these kids thinking? SMH.

It starts at the end! IT STARTS AT THE FREAKING END! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!

HUH. This sounds a lot like my life. Strange.

Stopping for a while to watch The Voice Kids, but damn! Almost there. Just two and a half more chapters. Almost there. Aaaaaaaaaaaagh!

I think I like this better than the first one. So far...

Almost there. I want to finish it but I can't because I HAVE TO SLEEP. Ugh! I still don't know who the killer is, though. I have an idea, but this is the same person who penned Harry Potter so... *shrugs*

I am so glad I'm done with my Reading Challenge because this taking me so long to finish, but my guess is it's either the wife, the agent, or the other author.

I'm starting to understand why Amy did it, and I know I shouldn't be rooting for her, but I kinda do. Is that creepy?

Lesson learned: Miscommunication is the root of all evil. And you're an idiot, Nick. Such a motherf*****g idiot.

Every time I read Amy's diary entries, I'd tell myself, "God, Nick is such an ass." And then I'd remember all of the horrible things Amy did in the movie. OKAY. Never mind. Hahaha!