All of Richard’s exes were brunettes. All of his friends’ girlfriends and fiancées and wives are brunettes. All the women at the country club who caught Richard’s eye when he thought I wouldn’t notice were brunettes. So I became a brunette. I figured that brunette might be the way to go to prove I was it for him. God, why was I so fucking stupid?
does the author actually want me to like her-
— Feb 01, 2023 06:52AM
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