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Szeth my goat

Cold ass take but Gavilar a big of a dick 😂

See you in 1.56875 work weeks worth of audiobook 😛

I will not be hitting my original reading goal of 75 books this year, but I’ve passed my “backup plan” goal of 52. Going forward, I think 52 will be my standard. One a week is reasonable and allows me to ruminate with stories I particularly enjoy, without the pressure of grinding through them, which I’ve clearly realized is unhealthy and unFUN!

Ladies and gentlemen? We got him.

“Rehearsal” doesn’t feel like the appropriate word for an assassination practice 😂

Seems like a reasonable guy so far, working with both sides of the aisle. But a moderate conservative representing the Bay Area? You can tell we’re blasting from the past

Not Kaladin inventing therapy

I’m so excited for 5 cause I love szeth

Gavilar cooking tf outta her

58 hour audiobook. Brother. Gotta put in 1.5 work weeks before the new one drops

Why is it always a white van

She walkin round like she MIKE!

Go out and read the Second Epilogue of War & Peace today

Early twist huh 😂

Great auld lang syne now I’m crying in the club

Michigan, TB, could’ve been me😪

Everybody with the crazy ass hair feeling like *** *********