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Hades having Pers back is goals.. and being her lawyer

THESE TWO ARE SO ADORBS!!!!!

"You know," I said as their truck disappeared from view. "You didn't have to do that." "I absolutely did." I tipped my head back, looking up at him. "I was fine using the rec center." "Babe, the rec center closes at eleven and opens at ten."

THIS MAN TORE HIS BATHROOM UP BECAUSE IT WAS ACCESSIBLE FOR HIS WOMAN!! 😭😭😭😭

“I’m really good at squeezing myself into tight spaces.” I bite my lip and shake my head. “I can’t…I don’t even know what to say to you.” “Allow me to demonstrate?” He hooks a thumb over his shoulder, pointing it toward the bed looming ten feet behind us. “My kid is here.”

Omggg this banter!!!

Do car trunks run out of oxygen?
I banged on the trunk lid several more times and screamed for help. None came.
Next, I tried to kick out the taillight. It looked way easier on television.


HE LOCKED HER IN A TRUNK!!! OMGGG IVAN

. “No, it is not. I want the house very badly. I’ll pay any price to own it. In fact, I’m already envisioning myself inside it.” His fingers flexed and squeezed my flesh, punctuating each intense word.
Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Same girl sameee!!!