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The mom I'm side eyeing... like why would you invite the sister to lunch. Ugh

skinny bit closest to her backside, to the thick meat that will provide a cushion for even the hardest drilling fuck I give her, to the top where the two pillows meet. I release each one with a satisfying pop that makes her grunt and mutter for more.

....mmmmmmmmm oh...okay

“I back away. “I’m pretty sure that’s a myth, but if you want to try it, I’ll look away.”
He clears his throat. “I can’t exactly pee on my own ass.”
Wait, what?
I gape at him incredulously. “You want me to pee on you?”

😂😂😂😂😂😂

“Grandma… why are we watching tentacle porn?”
With a slight frown, she presses the pause button. “It’s called hentai. They draw these cartoons in Japan.”

😭😭😂😂😂😂
Okay…. Let’s see how this book is

We learn more and more secerts are uncovered