Rai (is hard to please) > Recent Status Updates

how many times are we gonna establish that Gareth is a very DOMINANT ALPHA MALE

“I admire the man I see.” I traced my fingers up his sharp, clenched jaw and across his intelligent brow and down to his succulent mouth. “And I see a lot more than you think.” Cupping his jaw, I brushed my thumb over his bottom lip. “I want what I see. Now more than ever.”

“I’ll stay as long as you want me”
(…)
“Then stay forever. Never leave me”

“It’s about the fact that they loved with a love that was more than love as he states early in the poem.”
“You’re right.”
I snort-laughed. “You’re admitting it? Excuse me while I go into shock.”
“I mean you’re right, that’s the exact quote. Good job for someone without an eidetic memory.”
“You’re irritating.”
“You’re adorable.”

I hate to say it, but it’s giving cheap amateur porno

“Some part of me marveled that I had no problem taking orders from Lavinia. I’d never taken orders from anyone. Ever. Not after I’d killed the last person who’d ever dominated me in any way.
But obeying Lavinia didn’t feel like being oppressed or pushed or smothered. It felt...right.”

“Have you ever been spanked before?” I asked her, voice losing some of its control.
“Never.”

HE literally spanked her before???????

Annnnd, now we’re doing bondage with a scarf

Tell me you’re not a real dom without telling me you’re not a real dom

“I’ll put it in the prenup,” I teased him. “I won’t take your millions of dollars, and you will shave my pussy with tenderness and affection twice a month.”

1. This is all sorts of weird
2. Girl, I WISH a shave lasted long enough to only have to do it twice a month

“He closed his eyes, nostrils flaring, as he whispered something to himself.
“What’s that? I didn’t hear you,” I teased.
“I was praying for patience.” He maneuvered onto his knees between my spread legs.
“I didn’t know you were a spiritual kind of guy.”
“How could I not be?” he asked, unfolding the towel. “Perfection like this doesn’t happen by chance.”

“Who’s Queenie?” I asked before I could think better of it. There was no mistaking the jealousy-tinged-annoyance in my tone

Oh, come tf on. How does one hear the name Queenie and not immediately think “pet”

“Was there anything grims couldn’t do?

No.

“While becoming more fascinated, I also had this niggling worry about his admission that he’d killed someone. Who? How? Why?”

Wdym “who?”
He told u the whole sob story over burgers and fries, bestie

“Gareth,” I said softly, walking toward him with slow, steady steps. I raised my hands in a calming gesture.

Not HER having to comfort HIM after SHE was sexually harassed 🙃

Large breasts this, large breasts that

Where’s the small-tittee committee at?

“But how do I know she’s the one?”
“How do you know she’s not?” she snapped back. “Are you willing to let her go and never find out?”

“We want you and Mateo to move in here.”
(…)
“I could move into the carriage house with Clara.”

OR… have Clara move into the main house and give the newlyweds the relatively soundproof space

“Suddenly, I was kissing air.”

I TOLD Y’ALL HE WAS GIVING EDWARD

“Even knowing about the supernatural world, I never believed in monsters.” I took a small step toward him. “Then they created Twitter.”

HAHHHH

“But before she fell onto my chest, I used TK to lift her in the air, horizontal above me, and swiveled her around to face the other direction then lowered her pussy to my waiting mouth.”

I am 100% convinced that there is no possible way to visualize this without it looking goofy

“It’s weird you want to keep my panties.”
“Since when did you ever think I was normal?”
She laughed. “Pervert.”

“Goddess save me,” she whispered louder.
(…)
“You are the goddess,” I rumbled against her skin, scraping my jaw against the silken softness, then I captured her gaze, “And I am your slave.”

Oop- 🍿

“Are you the spiderman?” I asked, our breaths mingling, mouths inches apart.
“No, Lavinia.” He shook his head then dipped closer to me. I was sure he would kiss me, but he skimmed his nose along my jaw until his lips brushed my ear. “You are,” he grated, biting my lobe. “And I’m so fucking caught in your web.”

… I’m tentatively optimistic about this

“You know it’s true. You always choose partners who are meek and mild. Tender and sweet.”
“I like tender and sweet,” I mumbled defensively, frowning down into my empty glass.
“Mm.”
“What does that mean? Would you look at me and stop ogling Martell, please? I need your undivided attention when you insult me.”

“You know, it’s not a good idea that we get involved.”
I couldn’t suppress the grin from my face as I twisted to face her. “I realize you believe this.”

“It’s nicotine gum. I’m trying to quit smoking, okay?”
(…)
“It’s bad for you!” he bellowed before storming toward the staircase. “Come on, Queenie!”

Ight. He’s cute. He can have our Clara :)

“I tapped the security monitor to see Henry scooping up Queenie in the foyer. Even though my little rescue dog was perfectly capable of making it around on three legs just as well as if she had four, Henry made it his personal agenda to cart her around as her personal wheelchair when he visited.”

My cinnamon-roll radar is pinging

“Mesmerized by her expression of both satisfied and devious female.”

…. Ew

“Tell me, can someone really desire their enemy? Enough to want to have sex with them?”
“Of course,” said Clara. “The Viscount Who Loved Me.”

😀🔫

“My desire was so blood-burning, throat-choking intense that I feared what would be left after that kind of love affair was all over.
What was left of me, that is.”

“But not the most powerful supernatural of all.”

We get it, Blackwater. You’re special.

“After I’d seen Lavinia’s text from her sister, I knew exactly where I’d be eating dinner tonight.”

Casually glosses over that total invasion of privacy.
I would say I’m surprised, but I’d be lying.