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AHHHHHHHHHHH

"who did this to you?"

me: no not this again

"i don't like when people break my toys"

EXCUSE ME WHAT WHAT WHAT NO DUDE BLAH THROWING UP BLEACH MY EYEBALLS NEW EARDRUMS HELP AHHHHHHH

Oh so NOW an infection is possible?

NO YOU CANT JUST PULL A KNIFE OUT AND NOT PUT PRESSURE ON IT

being attracted to the way someone punches is sincerely bizarre, little guy

"careful, darling! there is blood in your hair. it is difficult to get out. let me braid your hair for you so that you do not get more blood in it"

.......i need to buy a gun

"I'm just so tired from a long day of torturing people"

that's rough buddy

OMG he saves people???? that he's supposed to kill????? to maintain his brutal persona?????? i have never once read a book that does that with the love interest! never!

I really need to stop expecting myself to like YA books

Yes: I changed my photo, for the first time in over 5 years. I was 17 in the old one. It was time for a change. It is still me! Never fear!

Listening to this on audio was 100% the right way to go. Instead of trying to comprehend the dialogue, I’m getting right to the heart of the story and its lush beautiful images

Honey bunches it ain’t good when the hot dude starts askin why you’re so young

this is such a stream of consciousness situation

I did NOT know that this was a memoir. oops

This cover is not serving I’m so sorry

WHAT

This feels like if murder on the orient express were a dark comedy

I have one personality trait and it is loving Fredrik Backman

I had such high hopes 😩

The trope is…let’s see…extremely sheltered princess is actually brilliant and good at politics and her hobby behind her single parents back, and sneaks out with her female friend to practice that hobby. Her parent is frustrated with this but is actually just trying to protect her. Name that book

Very rarely feel this but it should have been longer

Hey kids, what do you get when you cross red and blue?

I knew this would be weird but MY GOSH THIS IS SO WEIRD

Really am just skimming this to procrastinate

These are very simple but fascinating

Britt Marie being my favorite was not on my bingo card

I will say this is a remarkably fast and easy read

Wow that was a lot of information at once lol

I’ve changed my mind, I love this