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Will finish tomorrow/today. sad for it to end. :(

Gary told me. What a cornerstone was. He doesn't deserve the title and he doesn't deserve you.

Why don't we just fly home? Gary asked. It'd only take a few days. Humans don't ride upon my back, Kevin said. It's racist. Gary swooned. Haha love it.

In the starlight, he looked beautiful, and I felt like that little boy again, that fifteen-year-old boy who saw him for the first time and who understood by the stumbling of his heart that nothing would ever be the same again. "Go," I said. "Please. Go." And he did.

"There will be others and I will find them and they will help me and I will show them why I was made for them. I will show them how great I can be, because I will NEVER be anyone's second choice. I will NEVER be second best to someone I love. "

"Sam," mom said. "Don't sleep with a dragon for your first time. If that is what you want to do down the road, I won't stop you. But I want your first time to not have scales and claws."

You're damn right you shouldn't have," my father snapped. "I'm sorry about your son, I really am. And I am overjoyed that Justin's safe. But this is my son we're talking about. Not only did you put him in danger, you did so knowing how he felt. Gods, Anthony, if you weren't the King and if I didn't respect the hell out of you, we'd be settling this with our fists. Spoiler: you would lose."

Second LOL of the evening. "Good. And so is the King. And your mom. And your dad. Who are standing right next to me. And just heard every word you said."

Wow that just went to hell really fast. :(

It's not about how much stuff a person has, or how much gold he has to his name--sixty six sixty seven sixty eight oh my gods sixty eight chests filled to the brim with gold---it's about love.

My first true LOL of the evening!!!! "I suddenly feel the urge to despoil you completely. You know what they say, once you go dragon, all the rest are laggin'." I laughed so hard my hubby just looked at me like I was nuts.

Again apologizing. This one is bad. I was still trying to figure out if I'd actually shit myself. I hoped not. There'd be more corn.

I apologize now for what i am about to post, but I couldn't resist. "I'm a dragon, and maybe if you're lucky, I'll be dragon my balls across your face later."

"Do some magic," Ryan whispered to me, right in my ear. "Slowly. So I can watch." Haha.

Okay Carey I am starting chapter 19.

Depressed now. Word RESPLENDENT is even here,

I woke up the next morning to a pile of stones next to my head.

I just found out who Ryan is!!!!! I am a sucker for that kind of storyline. If I wasn't in love before, I am now. Oh and I was in love with this before. :)

Getting a little mushy here. "I went into the wilds alone, and I returned with friends," Sam said. "I've never had a friend on my own before. And now I have two. Unexpectedly. "

Okay first LOL of the evening. "Can you imagine? He'd have to be full-body hugging your penis just to jack you off. "

I'm a little sad now.

"F&CK THAT. We were totally going through Dark Woods."

This will be the new work book.

"Does that mean he is coming over here?" Nicole said weakly. "Oh dear gods. I think my underwear just fell off." Laughing crazy hard at that one!!!!!!

Up to 26 meetings.

I will murder everything you love," I growled at him. "That would be suicide," he said solemnly. "because I love you."

Twenty meetings now.

"You told him , huh? Through your secret wizarding network that you still haven't told me about." "It's called a letter in the mail," he said.

"Also I'd been to sixteen meetings." Haha we have gone from one meeting to sixteen in like a few paragraphs very funny.