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YPU JUST CALLED YOUR LITTLEST SISTER A BITCH TOO?? OMG LMFAO DKALLWKSJSKWHAT ISGLOMGON

Did you just call your 15 year old sister a bitch? In front of your whole family?

Ugh you’re being so whiny

Bro you just said some pretty effed up stuff 😳

Well here is the third act conflict 🙄 at least it’s not other man/woman related but it’s still really stupid 🙄

Also this had no “rivals to lovers” aspect at all

You’re acting so dramatic 🙄

Also how are y’all this in love already

His hands were bold but tentative? You just contradicted yourself

This is sooooo insta lovey

Also I’m gearing up for the third act conflict bc I know it’s coming, we’re exactly at the 3/4 mark so what could go wrong 😑

It’s so obvious that their nemesis is cheating, I can already see where this is going. It’d be much better if he wasn’t cheating and just genuinely got that good so we can see the MC really struggle at chess for once and prove she has what it takes

Lmaooo her lips feel “changed” because she kissed him? You know Harry from home alone and his muttering curses? Me rn

Idk man he fell too quickly :/

Yeah the MC is a bit of a Mary sue… a bit…

Also, we’ve not seen these two bonding and now they suddenly are close over discussing sexism in chess

Also also — you’re telling me you’ve been doubting yourself partly bc you’re a woman?? Ugh

Ain’t no way you’re mistaking a HUMAN MANS BODY for a BLANKET

Bro he’s got a fever he’s not going to die if you leave him alone he’s 20 years old 🙄

Okay he’s clearly demisexual - closer to ace, but PLEASE SAY THAT!!! AND DONT MAKE HER JUDGE HIM!!! “You chose playing chess with an old man over getting laid??” LIKE YES BISH AND I WOULD TOO I DONT EVEN LIKE CHESS

This is like, cute and all, and it’s not badly written, but it’s still insta love, at least on his part :/

…I… did not need to hear the words fanfic and nolan and Percy Jackson and 69’ing all in the same sentence. Please. Never again.

For someone who hooks up so often with so many people she’s really obtuse at catching this man’s flirting

Um hello he could be asexual!!! Not everyone wants to have sex!!! And ugh the fact that he hasn’t previously wanted sex until he’s met her 🙄🙄 and they still barely know each other but ok

Okay can we take a second to discuss how awful this cover is

Why are you just assuming people are sleeping with each other or get jealous over their friends dating 🙄 #asexualthoughts

Stop saying the word panties 😭

“Whatever,” says Peeta. “But I bet he’s smart enough to know a bluff when he sees it.”

Uh no Peeta he does not (Gale)

“Peeta blushes beet red and stammers out. “Because . . . because . . . she came here with me.””

I still can’t tell if this was a play or genuine 😭

Also the amount of exclamation points Katniss uses in her inner monologue is hilarious