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Colm Fahey appreciation club

cool fun fact: if you say someone should hate themselves, you lose the right to demand an apology from them. lmao.

...has anyone else noticed how completely weird Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is, as a movie

I got called an "intj slytherclaw otherkin demifaegirl" on the internet today and I don't think I'll ever have a more surreal experience

not to be controversial but if y'all will stop hating on books with morally ambiguous diverse characters it would be nice

Wylan in book one: small blushing cinnamon roll with many many self esteem issues
Wylan in book two: accepts himself, can and will drag you to hell and back

me thinking about Alyssa Wong: oh yeah she's super talented and great XD!!!
me after actually reading an Alyssa Wong novella:

I’m finally at the ending aka the best 100 pages of all literature

what if I... stopped reading books I know I'll like but not love

every single line Jesper says in this book? iconic

me: love is fake
Kaz's internal monologue about Inej: exists
me: love is not fake

I’m DYING at the audiobook’s dialogue delivery this book is so fucking funny

the lead character of this is such a savage

not to make every other book feel bad but this is the only book that I consider completely flawless in my head with nothing whatsoever that could be improved. this book is an artful masterpiece and I'd die for Leigh Bardugo. thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

well I have two favorites but mostly this is just really really mediocre

Ellen Hopkins’ use of verse found dead in Miami

somebody find me some memes to express how much I love this book because I’m getting emotional

fun fact: statements like "I believe that a prophet of God has said that widespread legislation to approve gay marriage will bring pain and suffering to all involved" and "[I believe] impulses of attraction between people of the same gender are something that can and should be resisted" are, in fact, homophobia and not SJWs overreacting

I mean, I think the fact that I've listened to over half this audiobook in a day should say something

I'd personally die for Seanan McGuire / Mira Grant if she asked me to. thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

my English teacher is following me on here now. should I start producing quality content yes or no

tonight's mood is having lots of real and true friends on here and off here who love you and who you love

...I started this in July

oh my god this is the first time in like three weeks I've only been reading two books

why are fairies so much better than robots

People don’t fucking know that black folks were never included in all. All-American means white. All-inclusive means white. All lives means white lives. It’s bullshit. White dolls always make it about them, and I’m pissed that they’re trying to mask their hatred with these tags.

I definitely have NOT lost my copy of this book only 50 pages from the end. sounds like fake news

y’all ever read a book that you love but also feel like if you ever recommended it to anyone they would get a hundred pages in and block you on all social media for being a weirdass

well I’ve read The Husband Stitch three times now

relatable Maya character traits:
➽ hella messy family dynamics
➽ always salty
➽ won’t stop talking about her girlfriend
➽ won’t stop talking, period