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eli windsor is on page 230 of 477 of Terms and Conditions (Dreamland Billionaires, #2)

The doctor checks the scans. "It looks like you gave a boxer's fracture." Her face brightens. "That sounds badass." I glare at her. "calm down, Muhammad Ali. I wouldn't count today as a victory by any means"

HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY HSJSJSH

— Aug 27, 2023 03:43AM Add a comment

eli windsor is on page 221 of 477 of Terms and Conditions (Dreamland Billionaires, #2)

"please tell me that wasn't the big plan you've been working on" "no i got a bit derailed, but rest assured, my other idea is fool-proof"

are these dialogues genuinely funny exchanges or do i just have a warped sense of humour

— Aug 27, 2023 03:37AM Add a comment

eli windsor is on page 218 of 477 of Terms and Conditions (Dreamland Billionaires, #2)

"what good is having all this money if i have to follow the law?"

OKAY🙄🤚🏻 SOUNDS LIKE A RICH PEOPLE PROBLEM BUT OKAY😭🤚🏻

— Aug 27, 2023 03:33AM Add a comment

eli windsor is on page 216 of 477 of Terms and Conditions (Dreamland Billionaires, #2)

"I'm in the mood to make people miserable" "Can it still be considered a mood if it's a constant state of being?"

— Aug 27, 2023 03:27AM Add a comment

eli windsor is on page 69 of 477 of Terms and Conditions (Dreamland Billionaires, #2)

sighh clue the delulu self prick moment

— Aug 27, 2023 12:52AM Add a comment

eli windsor is on page 43 of 477 of Terms and Conditions (Dreamland Billionaires, #2)

you had to go and tie yourself to someone with more daddy issues than you

sir no

— Aug 27, 2023 12:38AM Add a comment

eli windsor is on page 33 of 477 of Terms and Conditions (Dreamland Billionaires, #2)

"what's wrong with that? that's the way i got married." Nana actually sounds offended. "exactly my point, mother" mom says

— Aug 27, 2023 12:32AM Add a comment

eli windsor is on page 15 of 477 of Terms and Conditions (Dreamland Billionaires, #2)

men and their egos🙄🤭

— Aug 27, 2023 12:20AM Add a comment

eli windsor is on page 158 of 317 of The Last of August (Charlotte Holmes, #2)

"according to my instructions, i'm supposed to laugh at you now." "go ahead?"

HELP HAHAHAHAH

— Aug 26, 2023 08:47PM Add a comment

The Last of August (Charlotte Holmes, #2)

eli windsor is 87% done with Come Break My Heart Again

well shit its 87% and im crying. and not for good reasons

— Aug 25, 2023 06:25AM Add a comment

eli windsor is 85% done with Come Break My Heart Again

thank you for the kiss

— Aug 25, 2023 06:15AM Add a comment

eli windsor is 79% done with Come Break My Heart Again

i am NOT kidding i am this close to crying

— Aug 25, 2023 06:07AM Add a comment

eli windsor is 32% done with Come Break My Heart Again

i hate how he doesn't have confidence in them being together.

— Aug 25, 2023 03:49AM Add a comment

eli windsor is 32% done with Come Break My Heart Again

he stops me, tugging me back using the hem of my dress

THIS IS SO CUTE

— Aug 25, 2023 03:48AM Add a comment

eli windsor is 30% done with Come Break My Heart Again

AWHHHH HE ASKED HER TO HOMECOMING HSJSJS RYDER IS SO HOT I LOVE HIM

— Aug 25, 2023 03:44AM Add a comment

eli windsor is 17% done with Come Break My Heart Again

honestly i see a jess in ryder

— Aug 25, 2023 03:20AM Add a comment

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i hate that my reading has been so slow but i've genuinely been busy

— Aug 25, 2023 02:38AM Add a comment

eli windsor is 59% done with The Mistake (Off-Campus, #2)

HELP NOT LORRIS BECOMING BESTIES OVER A MAFIA GAME HAHAHAHHA

— Aug 22, 2023 10:04PM Add a comment

eli windsor is 58% done with The Mistake (Off-Campus, #2)

help the random bonding over a game and how to clear the level is such a male thing to do

— Aug 22, 2023 10:02PM Add a comment

eli windsor is 67% done with Fake Empire (Kensingtons, #1)

— Aug 21, 2023 08:08AM Add a comment

eli windsor is 60% done with Sweet Temptation (Weybridge Academy, #2)

wes> noah

— Aug 19, 2023 10:10PM Add a comment

Sweet Temptation (Weybridge Academy, #2)

eli windsor is 5% done with The Play (Briar U, #3)

"Yeah, I'm a monk," I holler at the doorway. "Not a motherfucking eunuch!"

HSJSJSJ OKAY HUNTER WE GET IT HAHAHAHHA

— Aug 18, 2023 09:23PM Add a comment

eli windsor is 44% done with Sweet Temptation (Weybridge Academy, #2)

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eli windsor is 72% done with The Unwanted Marriage (The Windsors, #3)

didnt he just promise her he wouldnt do anything reckless to her dad😭🤚🏻

— Aug 18, 2023 07:52PM Add a comment

eli windsor is 22% done with The Unwanted Marriage (The Windsors, #3)

i love the way dion says "i'm yours" instead of "you're mine". hes trying. he really is

— Aug 18, 2023 06:11PM Add a comment

eli windsor is 41% done with Shatter Me (Shatter Me, #1)

warner is extremely delusional and psychotic and i dont like him. pls tell me this isnt the aaron warner everyones simping over

— Aug 18, 2023 07:35AM Add a comment

eli windsor is 67% done with Breakaway (Beyond the Play, #2)

find me a guy who would buy me books

— Aug 12, 2023 08:26PM Add a comment

eli windsor is 65% done with Breakaway (Beyond the Play, #2)

ok im getting kinda bored but then THIS. THE WAY HE TREATS HER WHILE SHES ON A PERIOD OMG MARRY HIM HES A KEEPER

— Aug 12, 2023 08:16PM Add a comment

eli windsor is 79% done with Six Summers to Fall

as a football hater this is so funny and i completely agree with it

— Aug 12, 2023 04:25AM Add a comment

eli windsor is 22% done with Six Summers to Fall

cOLOUR COORDINATED BLOBS HSJSJSJS HELP

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