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Jan-e is on page 731 of 1030 of Alchemised
Before reading this, I feared for the worst: not just a lazily re-skinned Harry Potter/Handmaid's tale fanfic, but "sexy bad boy" BS. Neither proved true, to my pleasant surprise.
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Alchemised

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Jan-e is on page 613 of 1030 of Alchemised
Feb 02, 2026 11:46AM Add a comment
Alchemised

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Jan-e is on page 51 of 354 of Paul Takes the Form of a Mortal Girl
I want to love this book, but cannot. It's like a bad date: the sex feels mechanical and joyless, the conversation is stilted and feels like a constant membership test for cultural capital as it existed in the queer scene thirty years ago, and things are just aimlessly meandering without showing any kind of direction or plot. I wanted contemporary Orlando, but no: just sex interspersed with pop culture trivia.
Dec 02, 2025 03:32AM Add a comment
Paul Takes the Form of a Mortal Girl

Jan-e
Jan-e is 61% done with Am Samstag gehen die Mädchen in den Wald und jagen Sachen in die Luft
Ich mag die Prämisse, aber finde keine Spannungskurve. Die Handlung mäandert gleichförmig dahin, ohne zu überraschen. Selbst größere Ereignisse plätschern so dahin.
Nov 13, 2025 11:45PM Add a comment
Am Samstag gehen die Mädchen in den Wald und jagen Sachen in die Luft

Jan-e
Jan-e is 62% done with Katabasis
The novel found its stride and has me thoroughly invested. Like most of Kuang's protagonists, Alice and Peter are complex (and not always likeable) characters.
Oct 10, 2025 04:05AM Add a comment
Katabasis

Jan-e
Jan-e is on page 128 of 559 of Katabasis
Erudite, intertextual - but I feel that the scathing commentary on academia takes precedence over plot and characters to a certaon degree
Sep 24, 2025 11:04PM Add a comment
Katabasis

Jan-e
Jan-e is 70% done with Bury Our Bones in the Midnight Soil
It doesn't re-invent the vampire genre, but it's a genuinely good, queer meditation on mortality, norality and much else; reminiscent of Anne Rice's early "Vampire Chronicles", before they became filled with bizarre detours about hell and Atlantis.
Aug 10, 2025 01:02PM Add a comment
Bury Our Bones in the Midnight Soil

Jan-e
Jan-e is 12% done with Pageboy
This is such an important testimony, especially for a perpetually half-cracked egg like me, but I still stumble at the constant reference to "ketchup chips". It reads as if this was Elliot's whole diet in his childhood and youth.
Jul 28, 2025 07:31AM Add a comment
Pageboy

Jan-e
Jan-e is 26% done with Wind and Truth (The Stormlight Archive, #5)
I have a confession to make: I'm not thrilled by Sanderson's storytelling. Not just regarding this novel, but generally. His worldbuilding is interesting, even clever, but unless you make that your special interest, it cannot detract from 95% mediocre storytelling with 5% rewarding twists at the very end.
Jun 01, 2025 12:37PM Add a comment
Wind and Truth (The Stormlight Archive, #5)

Jan-e
Jan-e is on page 25 of 460 of A Lady for a Duke
I would never even glanced at this book if I had just seen the cover and title, by the way: it looks *exactly* like the sort of generic paint-by-numbers fast food that I avoid like the plague. (We call them "Groschenroman" in German, roughly akin to "penny dreadful".)
Never judge a book by its cover!
Apr 02, 2025 10:38PM Add a comment
A Lady for a Duke

Jan-e
Jan-e is on page 25 of 460 of A Lady for a Duke
I rarely visit the Romance genre (despite a persisting appreciation for some classics that could be shelved in this section), but when I do, I stop for delightfully witty and queer romps such as this one.
Apr 02, 2025 10:31PM Add a comment
A Lady for a Duke

Jan-e
Jan-e is 20% done with Heavenly Tyrant (Iron Widow, #2)
Chapter 14, and Zhao lets her protagonists dismantle the perennial "but the economy"-cries of reactionaries everywhere by pointing to the cyclical recessions that leave capital owners richer than before. So much love!
Feb 04, 2025 08:44AM Add a comment
Heavenly Tyrant (Iron Widow, #2)

Jan-e
Jan-e is 15% done with Heavenly Tyrant (Iron Widow, #2)
Twelve chapters in, and there's a Marxist workers' revolution on the menu. I love it!
Feb 03, 2025 08:26AM Add a comment
Heavenly Tyrant (Iron Widow, #2)

Jan-e
Jan-e is on page 31 of 925 of Manacled
Clearly, this fanfic shows that the snobbish distinction between "real literature(tm)" and fanfic is mostly artificial. There's plenty of successfully published material that cannot live up to this one.
Jan 18, 2025 07:36AM Add a comment
Manacled

Jan-e
Jan-e is 64% done with An Education in Malice
Okay, a few pivotal events have made this novel a lot more entertaining after all!
Dec 21, 2024 12:19PM Add a comment
An Education in Malice

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Jan-e is 46% done with An Education in Malice
NGL, this feels as if the author is trying to cosplay Donna Tartt while being utterly overwhelmed by the task. It doesn't help that the audiobook makes it almost impossible to distinguish between the protagonists because they sound exactly alike (both on the page and as voiced).
Dec 17, 2024 10:39PM Add a comment
An Education in Malice

Jan-e
Jan-e is on page 250 of 910 of Die Elfen (Die Elfen, #1)
Manche Bücher altern wie Wein, andere wie Meeresfrüchte. "Die Elfen" liegt irgendwo dazwischen: wie ein alter Käse, der schöne Aromen aufweist aber langsam eine Ammoniaknote bekommt und möglicherweise bald nicht mehr genießbar ist.
Apr 20, 2024 04:35PM Add a comment
Die Elfen (Die Elfen, #1)

Jan-e
Jan-e is on page 157 of 214 of Lady Sapiens: Breaking Stereotypes About Prehistoric Women
The grind is a modern invention. Hunter-gatherers spend a maximum of 19 hours per week on average to get food, the rest of the time belongs to crafts, art, sharing time with friends and family. No ticking clock.
Apr 20, 2024 04:30PM Add a comment
Lady Sapiens: Breaking Stereotypes About Prehistoric Women

Jan-e
Jan-e is 33% done with The Ninth Forsvar
I love it, only the quasi-German place names keep almost pulling me out of the action. Real-world Essen is not a very fantastical place by reputation.
Feb 19, 2024 07:52AM Add a comment
The Ninth Forsvar

Jan-e
Jan-e is 15% done with My Dark Vanessa
I find the teacher too self-aware and deliberate in his manipulations. It'd be even more effective if he believed his own bullshit instead of obviously maneuvering the minor. It'd make the novel even more uncomfortable.
Nov 05, 2022 03:24AM Add a comment
My Dark Vanessa

Jan-e
Jan-e is 5% done with My Dark Vanessa
Barely through the first chapter, and this already feels *extremely* uncomfortable
Nov 01, 2022 06:03AM Add a comment
My Dark Vanessa

Jan-e
Jan-e is 73% done with A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1)
1. This novel is incredibly HORNY.
2. The second half is SO much better.
Oct 22, 2022 05:09AM Add a comment
A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1)

Jan-e
Jan-e is 20% done with Rule of Wolves (King of Scars, #2)
The only part I don't care that much for in Leigh Bardugo's novels is the straight romances . but I can ignore them in light of the awesome developments that take place otherwise
Mar 06, 2022 12:08PM Add a comment
Rule of Wolves (King of Scars, #2)

Jan-e
Jan-e is 50% done with Fine Print Volume 1
For some reason, this comic feels as dissatisfying as the protagonist's depression.
Jan 22, 2022 08:04AM Add a comment
Fine Print Volume 1

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