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Pop Art... *can't be heard through the tears* JOE YOU ALWAYS HURT ME!!!
*sigh*
Next up: 'You Will Hear The Locusts Sing'.

20th Century Ghost.. Wow.
Next up: 'Pop Art'.

YEEESSS I finally got this!
Thank the Gods Below for Spring Break!

My goal is to read this over Spring break.
'Best New Horror' down.
Next up: 20th Century Ghost.

HOLY BALLS am I glad Firefight and Calamity are already out.
#trilogycheater

They're pulling a DIE HARD ACT?!
*glomps Brandon Sanderson*

Wow. Didn't think i'd like a superhero story without any pictures.
This one'll DEFINITELY be getting a review.

Because i'm not mentally stable enough for Small Favor yet.

Anyone who worships watches me on DA, please view this:
http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...
and this:
http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...

Thanks. ^-^
NOTE: I AM NOT DEACTIVATING.

Um....
Okay. I am getting like SERIOUS Flare vibes from Agent X, and also some WICKED vibes from the MoCo people.

Our special little snowflake of an MC was bugging me at first, but she's progressively gotten better.
Guess I could bump this up another star, depending on the end.

*eyeroll*
Dude stole this WHOLE THING from 28 Days later.
... Kinda makes me want to watch it again.

This is so dumb. I'm laughing so hard i think i'm scaring the neighbors.

*shrug*
Zombie book I own and haven't read, i'm just clawing out of a reading slump and I wanted something easy.

The Drescone thickens...

"Say please."
I stewed for a sullen minute before I realizing doing so was probably building Marcone's morale, and I couldn't have that.
"Fine. I said. "Please."
"Pretty please." Marcone prompted me.
Some pyromaniacal madman's thougts flooded my forebrain, but I took a deep breath, Tasered my pride, and said "Pretty please."
"With a cherry on top."
"Fuck you." I said, and hung up on him.

JIM YOU SHIP IT TOO!

Hey guys. ^-^
I'm writing, I promise!
Working too many several Dresdenverse one-shots and, because you've been so kind, a brand new one-shot featuring a brand new set of characters! :D
So thanks for being so patient. Haven't had a ton of time to read recently, and that's where I get most of my inspiration, so...
*shrugs*
Sorry.
New work posted Monday, promise.
Thanks!
-Z

Do you read my journal in the group It's Personal?
I just realized I hit page 101! ^-^
So. In one-hundred and one pages of Zombie slaying and Alien hunting 101, what have you learned?

'Marcone was involved.
Matters has just become a great deal more dangerous.'
Don't hurt him, Harry, he's your soulmate!

A hundred and forty pages and he's PASSING OUT. .-.
At least he didn't just get clocked.
Kinda saw that one coming.

1. Molly's a brat, but at least she's snarky. I don't hate her as much now.
2. BOB OH MY GOD STOP! XD
3. Hurray! Over a hundred pages and Harry hasn't passed out or been punched in the face by a small woman! :D

HOLY SHITSNACKS!
Throwback freaking Storm Front, bitches!!!

What makes me think i'm ready for this?

Well that's it.
Thanks to Joe Hill, I FINALLY fear the devil.

I've been thinking about the Robot Devil from Futurama since the SECOND I started this! XD

Hey! I haven't told you guys what to read/watch/listen to in order to be cool in a while, so go read this webcomic!
http://1990somethingcomic.com/comic/j...
Start from the beginning and lose yourself.
I've talked to the author/artist on DA several times and he's a great guy. Support the comic on Facebook or Patreon if you can, but if not, just give Jesse a friendly word.
Thanks!
-Z

I think i'd like a set of these myself.

I keep imagining Daniel Radcliffe when he describes Ig, damn it. So much for your own mental picture. :/