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"Where is your unit?" Murphy asked.
I waggled my eyebrows at her. "Right where it's always been, dollface."
Ha! XD Harry, I love you and your penis jokes.

On behalf of the planet Earth, allow me to wish you a happy 4th of July.
Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy!

Thomas, you poor, poor creature. *hugs*
:'(
Poor thing. His story just keeps laying into me.
Can't i tap out for a second?!

Something amazing happened one year ago today.
Even in the wake of a tragedy, join together and celebrate. Progress was made and it still can be.
Isn't that the motto, it gets better?
It's true.
It will.
Hate can never win.
Because love already did.
#6-26

Me: Harry!
Harry: A-ha!
*zaps with blasting rod*
Harry: Gotcha!
Me: *cough* Only took ya elven tries.
Harry: Don't backtalk me, crispy.

Dean Koontz must love someone with autism. There have been a lot of autistic characters in his books (the ones I've read) and they're always written right, and with love. :)
Reminds me of living next door to a group home for the disabled- those people were all so sweet. ♡

Ahh! Now I have THREE fictional dogs to love! :D Mouse, Oberon, and now Boo!
Awesome.

I've never considered Odd Thomas a 'favorite series', but I remember really enjoying Forever Odd last year. And the movie was actually really good, and I didn't even enjoy the first book that much.
Tentatively hopeful.
I kinda wanna finish the series, because I DO love me some Oddie. XD

what the frak?!

Um, okay...
*gulp*

0_0
Okay... Chilling.
Officially freaked.

Reading this because I need to get over The Tommyknockers already. I finished it months ago. It sucked.
I'm moving on.
Decided to read this to get the taste out of my mouth. XD
Loving it so far. *crosses fingers*

Hey nerds! :D
So, yours unfortunate- er, truly has decided to participate in the #makemereadit readathon!
I made a poll in a poll group, but y'all can vote too.
Comment below your choices between these three: (goal is to read them all between July 9th and 16th in order of votes)
Dorothy Must Die.
The Harrowing.
The Demon's Lexicon.

Dorothy Must Die is winning so far with 36 votes.
Thanks in advance! -Z

Character death in book 2?!
But they... They never... How...
*growls*
Hearne? NOT COOL!
THIS is why I get so pissed at Butcher all the time, man. The fight ain't over till someone's mortally wounded or dead!

I ship Atticus with the Morrigan, poor awkward little killing machine she is <333

Oberon the Peace Dawg. I'm crying XD

Woo! :D Super excited. Love, love, LOVED the first one.
Oberon is my second favorite fictional dog ever (despite not being able to speak to his owner or make pop culture references, Harry Dresden's templehound, Mouse, is still #1).

Hundred pages left.

Thoughts I have right now:
Vampires can be pretty and still kick your ass.
I have a weirdly heterosexual crush on Lestat.
Louis is a poor creature I want to hug.
Claudia will haunt my nightmares forever.
This is stacking up well to Cry to Heaven.
I will review it.

Hoping to finish tonight/tomorrow. Review by Saturday.

If you get into an argument, instead of calling the other person an idiot or a bitch or any other rude names, (no hate- haven't we all been tempted?) look them in the eye and, with a straight face, calmly say
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberry."
You will win every single time.

In love <3

Goal for the evening it so reach page 200.

This is dense like Fellowship of the friggin' Ring but I'm really loving it just as much. ^-^

Made it to book 2.
That was... Unexpected.

So... Louis and Lestat:
VERY early same-sex parents? 0_0
Book came out in likw 76, right?
Of course i am reminded of Guido, Antonio and little Paolo in Cry To Heaven. XD

Part two of this two-shot (https://www.goodreads.com/story/show/...) is being posted in mere minutes! :D
Its title is Other Broken Things. Be sure to read that one ^ first.
Readers who comment and critique are much appreciated.
Dresden Files fanfiction.
Romantic angst, so if you no likey you no ready. ^-^
Thanks!
-Z

200 pages turned into 43 cuz i iz a lazybones, but i'm STILL stuck in the house so i can probably make up for it. XD