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Frick. Just read the poem at the beginning of this chapter. Noooooo. I don't want trouble! )))):

Come oooooonnnnn. Give me River's POV already, please.

jfc that was hot. Send help.

Can I please have a rockstar boyfriend? Please?

*fans self*

That was hot. Can I have my own River, please?

"Where did you learn to kiss like that?" I manage to say breathlessly. He shakes his head, and his dimpled grin returns as he, just as breathlessly responds. "I wasn't just kissing you, I was whispering in your mouth," he says laughing. "Do you want lessons? Because I might be able to swing something for you." I'm done.

Having caught me staring, he mumbles something I can't really hear, but sounds strangely like,you could join me if you want.

#yesplease

"Ahem, I can get that for you," he says before peering his head under the table. But on second thought I think I like this better, he says, pointing at my head between his legs."

Yeah, I'm done. I can't. I love River.

I don't.... I sure hope this makes sense later.

Yeah, my Kindle kicked the shit out of me and now I can't even read it. IT'S RUINED. THE MOMENT IS RUINED.

My Kindle is choosing THIS moment to freak out on me again. THIS. FREAKING. MOMENT. I CAN'T. WHY THE HECK? I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT IS HAPPENING.

I'm nervous.

Yeah, sorry, but I'm not okay with what's about to go down. Like, at all.

Yeah, sorry, but I'm not okay with what's about to go down. Like, at all.

So, that was really awesome. And sweet.

My Kindle just freaked the f*ck out on me. Can't keep reading. But I know bad things are gonna come. Sigh.

Shit just got real.

Michael is still really cute, but things are a bit... melodramatic. Hum.

Dude, seriously. Michael is so freaking cute. Heeeeeelp. Feeeeeeels.

Dude, Michael is so freakin' cute.

IENRGFJEHBGFJRHBJHWBFGJWHBF AAAAAHHHHHH WEHFBWEHFBWEHBF AAAHHHH WEHFBWEHJFBHBF.

I am suddenly hoping for an outcome at the end of the book that I have never before, not once ever, hoped for in a book. I cannot. This author is genius. I'm so in awe. You know, when I'm not totally freaking out and stuff.

Yeah, see, I totally knew that was coming. Obviously. BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS INTENSE. I actually like this twist. A lot. ... We'll see how it progresses.

OKAY I KIND OF KNEW THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN AND I'M HAPPY BUT I'M ALSO LIKE OH MY GOD HELP ME. AHBQEJHFBWEHBA AAAAHHHH.

Okay, I'm sorry, but that just made me sob. That simple thing made. Me. Sob.

I'm extremely torn about what's about to happen. I seriously wish that there was another way. I honestly don't even know if I want this to be the solution. I just... something about it makes me very uneasy, and quite sad. Help. I can't.

Oh my GOD, that was hot. And beautiful and there may or may not be tears all over my eyes right now and rolling down. My God, this is so. I can't. HELP THE FEELINGS. THEY'RE TOO MUCH.

You shift and rub your thighs together like you're trying to put out a fire.

HELP. THE FEELINGS. NO.