Ariana Puchalski > Recent Status Updates

….is Archer a prostitute….? Did I miss something?
Why do people like this series? I fucking hate this book too 🥳

lol yall had me thinking this was going to be good until she had an argument with a door knob. Yall ALMOST got me.

Here we go again.
But I SWEAR on Dorian’s bitch ass if this isn’t good I’m throwing them into the sewer and the Ninja Turtles can have something to do.

Oop
I’m crying 🥹

We are now reading from Ethan’s perspective. I repeat. Ethan’s. Perspective. This is NOT a drill. 🫡

No phone line. Showed in. Bridge collapsed.
Give 👏🏿 Me 👏🏿 MORE

“I have you” 🥵 as she is safe in his divine musculature. Guuuurl staaahhhhpppppppp

A MURDER 🤭
Why is this book like heroin??????
I’m literally giggling rn.

ELEANOR ASHLEY, BITCH WHERE TF DID YOU GOOOOOOO?! 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 I’m literally so engrossed. Like bitch whhhhhat. One key. Door locked from the inside. Tense love “I could pick you out of a lineup”. Kungfu door busting kicks. Rufus. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Chapter 6 and I LOVE IT
Best friend stole her husband?! YUZ
Hates Christmas!!!???? hellyuz
Close proximity to the leather jacked boy WITH a hot bodddddddyyyyyyyy??????!!! throwing up screaming
MYSTERY CHRISTMAS ADVENTURE??????? bringmetolyyyyyyfffeeeeee

Bitch DUH it’s Candy Cain.

Update. I care about the puppy.

…nothing else…
And N-anemia is annoying. Celseana Gomez is still not a likable character. I mean are we really pinning two guys to be suiters? 😂😂😂😂 she’s like a pretty table book you aren’t allowed to read.
& now the show book is going into the tunnels to find some beast & tell no one she’s going there? Gurl bye ✌🏿

Okay….. but when do I start to care? Like literally care about any of this. I do not care.

Am I drinking wine? Yes
Am I confused why Celebdosusotueen dathian is a hit? Yes
Am I envious how two boys are allegedly in love with her but she’s like a dry 6 day old piece of uncovered/unbuttered toast? Also yes

Okay so boy gets girl
Boy and girl start life
Boy and girl argue about money because girl spends too much
…then what? The resentment starts?

oh
With 0 context they are all of a sudden sort of enemies to lovers?
lol naw gurl.
Not buying this 50% off story.

If only the ninja turtles were there in the sewer too 🙈

Like am I SUPOOSED to hate Celine Dion???? Am I supposed to like her? Feel sympathy? FEEL ANYTHING????
I feel exhausted for Sam I Am because WTF

🦯She’s the best assassin evah she’s Abalones’ best
She’s the best assassin evah she’s Abalones’ best ⚠️⚠️
She’s the best assassin evah she’s Abalones’ ❓‼️best
She’s the best assassin❌ evah she’s Abalones’ best
🚨🚨🚨🚨
‼️Trick ass hoe gets caught immediately‼️
🚨🚨🚨🚨
Stop playin SJ Maaz- this is criminal how much I don’t like dis book.

SHES SUPPOSED TO BE THE BIGGEST BADDIE OUT THERE AND SHES A SIMP OVER A BROACH. GURL BYYYYE.
i 110% absolutely CANNOT with this bitch.

And every time I read her name it sounds like “Selene” and idk if that’s even how you pronounce it and that’s a PAs dogs name that I work wiiiitttt 😩
I’m imagining a brindle pit bull who’s a simp for ruby broaches.

LAWD HELP MEH

So Ansel gets laid at her Shakespeare Party and then the next day she’s big mad at Cekahfidjrbsk….? For what reason? lol

Why are we playing My Little Pony. I thought we were at bad ass assassin 😩 the first part of this book slaps. Rn. No slapping.

oh we’re acting like a simp for the Monk now…? Not very on character for you bby gurl. Not cute.