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Men being trapped as sex slaves is a SJ Maas vibe

Omg Elide! Bitch what the hell are you doin here???!??! I’m so busy reading about 69 other people and POVs and problems and inner most thoughts! I forgot you were even in this mf storyline! Switching books left and right doing this tandomly and shit. Welcome back Elide, welcome 🤗 I feel like the “Gather Here” sign white people have in their dining rooms.

Why is Kale 🥬 so mf annoying even in a book written all for him.

Grandma Blackbeak is literally the wolf in the grandmas moo moo from little red riding hood.

Yrene is a vibe.

😭😭😭 crying the most real tears rn 😭😭😭

😭😭😭 stahpppppopop omg i can’t take it anymore. This book is going to DESTROY ME.

Oh so we’re sobbing crying in this book THROUGHOUT. Mmk mmk. I see you Taylor Jenkins Reid. IM CLOCKING THE FULL BOOK EMOTIONAL TRAUMA YOUR GIVING. Not just the fake news ending sobbing crying. It’s the whole book for me sis.


FYI - as of rn this is a 6 star read for me 🙂‍↕️ Joan I see you VANESSA I SEE YEW GURL.

WHY AM I SO SCARED TO START THIS?????
I think I’m terrified to be disappointed bc the first one had me starting & finishing it in 2️⃣ days 😮‍💨 *cue lightning striking*

Was I a TOG #1 hater in 2024? Did I DNF this series? Was I a pretentious close minded reader who wasn’t just enjoying the storyline and comparing everything to ACOTAR and mourning the loss of finishing ACOTAR?

~yuh~

‼️BUT‼️

I was on a major depressive episode and ñǒŵ we’re back and enjoying this book and getting into the dramaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Honestly, thank gawd I’m doing the tandem read bc I cannot give a single fuck about what it is Kale chips and his wheelchair are up to. 🦽

I love dis book 🥰

Ewww. I’m in love with this book alreadyyyyyyyyyy.

Propaganda?!?!? Sign me upppppppp

Kaltain DIES but Choal LIVES?!
I’m suing for my TIME WASTED.

CHOAL IS ALIVE. THIS IS STRAIGHT HOT DOG WATER.

If King No Name doesn’t kill Choal rn imma throw a bitch fit.

Chaol is dumb af. I hope he does die right here, right now. He’s useless.

Also LOL @ the fact Manon was all Dorian needed to be on the forefront of his own soul again lololol I hate this book sm.

I can confirm, I would also bleed whatever color Manon asked me to bleed.

This entire book is like trying to reach something just out of reach. I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS FALLS FLAT I WILL PUT MY OWN SHADOWFIRE ONTO THIS ENTIRE BOOK SERIES.

phew. Struggling. But. I. Must. Finish. To. Get. To. Daisy. And. Julian. In. The. Next. Book.
Must. Keep. Going.

We’ve somehow gotten somewhere…. Yet nothing has happened at the same time…. How is it possible?

Pop off Choal! Tell her how bad she fucked up for like 700 pages in the last book just being a sad bitch and playing with matches. It’s like he read the book too and was also disappointed 💅

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