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There's so much goddamn poetry in this that i'm beginning to think haven just ran out ideas. like this book wasn't drywall enough

Margot reads as hardcore bisexual (distracted by implied female nudity, almost kissed Chloe on the lips) but i feel like it'll either be written as the 'depraved bisexual' or written as a gag

also the french have very Dry humor like... they would understand sarcasm holy heckoli

"C'est bien bon" literally means "that is well good" what what what....

I'M SCREAMING DID NO ONE INFORM THIS AUTHOR THAT THE FRENCH EAT LIKE SIX MEALS A DAY. LUNCH HAS AROUND FOUR TO FIVE COURSES. "They should be running when they look like they eat six meals a day." I'M DDYYYYING

the french is so?? counter-intuitive??? why would chloé say 'my god' instead of exclaiming?? ('mon Dieu' over 'zut') ????

xenophobic portrayal of french women who can't speak english properly, despite, yknow, being in england. "Please do not feel under obligation."

GOD!! THIS NARRATIVE!! SHAMES MILLENNIALS WHO CONFORM AND THOSE WHO DON'T IN THE SAME BREATH!! HOW THE FUCK

god, okay, right back to the 'no clue how her friends are her friends' she snaps at him for him bringing up how realistic it is that she didn't see a ghost

super-cliche of every book the heroine reads has something to do with her life

note for stalker jokes

I don't understand the 'dream entry' stuff because? is she dreaming about the entry or does she really write these superfluous stuff

make a note for alcoholism. also more anti millennial bullshit:
"For all that she'd endured Jame's teasing for it, Margot was an unashamed sucker for classics like this, valuing dialogue over action, romance over sex, gradual over rapid. She possessed a nurturing patience for the slow-going in her need-that-done-yesterday world."

every time the word 'mwaha' is used in a serious context i want to Die

this book is so lowkey boring?? like if it was written well i would excuse it but the plot is so slow and Average. this belongs in the YA section

"His warm grin liquefied her heart with such a reassuring sense of home."
she should probs call her doctor that sounds painful.

lmao the british speak remains in the 18th century even when it switches to the 21st narrative

I'M DYING DOES HAVEN REALLY THINK THAT ALL BRITISH PPL HAVE GOOD MANNERS. 9/10 TIMES THEY'RE RUDE AS SHIT

omg i've literally never wanted to drop a book more based off of one page holy shit.
"Margot was a product of her generation, fair to say. One that didn't have to follow traditional gender roles or win any little league games to still get a trophy." yO WHAT THE FUC

lmao ok so i'm dropped into the middle of the action like. did the climax happen before this book. is this a sequel

ok so far i've gotten: really boring 19th century speak, say it not show it, and friends that don't act like friends...

ok so far i've gotten: really boring 19th century speak, say it not show it, and friends that don't act like friends...

transmisogyny :))))

i s2g this dumbass misogynistic, ableist author already wrote this bullshit about how batman is actually ''aggressive'' instead of heroic, and now he's.. .... literally shaming wonder woman for not wearing full armor (yknow, even though she's. nigh-invulnerable and does wear armor when she intends to go into battle)

i got approved to read batman and robin eternal.... hooo boy dc entertainment has No Clue what they got themselves into....

"Even Snapper Carr, the annoying power-less human who is an 'honorary' member of the JLA, does his part to inform the heroes of dangers on Earth (then he 'helps' by snapping his fingers in the most irritating way possible)."

"The members of the JLA always fully divulge all the relevant facts to everyone on the team." obVIOUSLY YOU HAVEN'T MET BATMAN