Rian *fire and books* > Recent Status Updates

Temporary DNF.

Look, Ness is a stunning coward. But her willingness to give a coworker a sprained ankle so she can do the job she wants to do is SAVAGE.

Very Vanja from Little Thieves.

“Your husband was trying to eat you.”
“A misunderstanding!”
“He ripped off your arm.”
“An accident.”
“He ate it.”
“He was hungry. It’s a shame to let these things go to waste.”

When I tell you I lost it in my car, I’m not kidding.

Le fuck you

God I love this scene for deeply inappropriate reasons

Lolololol poor Hastra

You tell her Rhy

NO SHE DIDN’T 🤣🤣🤣

Ouch

Shots fired

Don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious

lol no. Be suspicious.

I have a theory…

This is very pleasant so far

I don’t even have kids and I feel this in my soul

Taking a pause. The mental health isn’t at its peak and I should probably read something less dark that I can fully focus on.

Classic

Oh dear. I actually treated up.

“ seemed really busy standing still for half an hour, staring at nothing. We didn’t want to interrupt.”

Ah Kenji. You really know how to keep Warner humble

They’re jerks, it funny jerks

Ya know, I was giving zero fucks but this scene right here is amazing

Jackass.

Dick move Sam

What is with the dickish behavior by everyone?

Ooooookay but if it was her idea why isn’t she telling him?

Is it me… or is her dad’s response to her existence weird? Like… is she just a science experiment to him?

If it wasn’t for Kenji’s chapters I’d genuinely wonder if this was set in the same world as the rest of the series. I mean absolutely WTF is going on?

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Ewwwww

Super comfortable with psycho Warner. Old pals.